Hotshot: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Medix and Hoist's convo?
Y/N: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Whirl: I'm in the washing machine.
Wedge: I'm in the closet.
Y/N: We accept you Wedge. <3
Wedge: No I'm literally in the closet.
Y/N: Love is love. <3
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Y/N: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Wedge: Theft.
Whirl: Disturbing the peace.
Medix: Aggravated assault.
Hoist: Arson.
Hotshot: All of the above. In that order, probably.
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Medix: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Hotshot: Okay, but what is updog?
Whirl: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Hoist: No, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Wedge: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Y/N: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Medix: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Hoist: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Whirl: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Hotshot: What's a henway??
Medix: Oh, about five pounds.
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Wedge: Christmas lights?
Y/N: Check.
Medix: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Y/N: Check.
Hoist: Santa suits?
Y/N: Check.
Whirl: Shovel?
Y/N: Check.
Hotshot: Alibi and bail money?
Y/N: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Whirl: Today, Y/N took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Hoist to the following people: Medix, Hotshot, Wedge, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Whirl: Thanks fam!
Y/N: Oh no.
Hotshot: *cries* I love you too.
Medix: Sounds fake, but okay.
Hoist: *A flustered mess*
Wedge: Can I get a refund?
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*when a child starts crying in public*
Whirl: *tries to make the child laugh*
Hotshot: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Medix: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Hoist: *cries with the child*
Wedge: *ignores the child*
Y/N: *is the reason why the child is crying*
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