(Wanted to post this the moment I saw it, this is definitely what Y/N would be if he drank Alex or with anyone who likes to drink... probably Mon-El.)
Y/N: This was a mistake.
Alex and Y/N were in a jail cell in the NCPD with a few other inmates, which were asleep... Alex had her head in Y/N's shoulder a bit drunk.
Alex: I'm so going to a therapist after this.
Y/N: You should, you just got drunk and beat the hell of a guy who wanted to grab your ass.
Alex: Does that mean that... my pants are too tight?
Y/N: *chuckles* You want my opinion? Yeah, makes you have a big ass.
Alex: Doesn't sound right.
Y/N: Well next time, I'm gonna say you have a thick ass or a fat ass. Does it sound better?
Alex: No.
Y/N: Good.
Alex sniffs tiredly hugging his arm like if it was teddy or something.
Alex: Are we gonna sleep here?
Y/N: Well... I wish we do. Do you want to sleep here where nothing gets out? Or get out and face the wrath of Kara Danvers?
Alex: *chuckling* Neither.
Y/N: True. So... met anyone interesting the last few days?
Alex: Want to say yes but... no. Plus our work makes it difficult for us to have be in a relationship. 'Specially me who doesn't swing the opposite way.
Y/N: Yeah. I should get you a blind date with someone.
Alex: Please don't.
A cop walks in with some papers shocked seeing who were in there.
Cop: Look at that, Agent Danvers and Agent L/N. Arrested for bar fight.
Y/N: Damn right. Enjoyed every second of it, buddy.
Alex looks at Y/N annoyed... this wasn't gonna help the case as the cop sighs annoyed.
Cop: I should be celebrating my birthday and yet... you two are here stopping me from it. I should put you two in cuffs for ruining it.
Y/N looks confused and a bit disgusted at what he said.
Y/N: You kinky son of a bitch, we don't swing that way.
The cop looks at him and later groans realizing why he said that, he walks away as Alex tried to get comfortable.
Alex: Gonna be a long night, might as well get comfortable.
Y/N: Yep.
The two a bit from the corner as he was in his back and Alex got on her side... using his chest and shoulder as a pillow.
Y/N: Really? I'm your pillow?
Alex: Hey. I'm the drunk one and sleeping in concrete isn't fun, at least if I'm comfortable I can wake up better. Plus take it as practice for when Kara does it...
Alex stays quiet after that... she just exposed her sister like that. Y/N looks at her confused at what she said... when Kara does it?
Y/N: What do you mean by that?
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God of War (Book 1) Male Reader x CW Supergirl
Hayran KurguYour 26 years old, you thought of yourself as a normal guy, but you had anger issues, your skin is literal diamond, you had super strength in a way you couldn't even explain yourself, you did learn how to control it in your days as a teenager, but a...
