The REAL Chapter One

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[Note: This comment section was getting very long so I've cut it. The story/chaos continues on the next part.]

Seek was sitting in a corner. He was admiring Jungkook, but he was crying because he couldn't date him. The anguish ripped at his soul. It was mental torture knowing that he would never date Seek. And then Halt came along, asking if he was okay. "Are you okay, Seek?"

Seek turned his head while screaming -- the junk just ignored him. Halt stared in a stale silence as Seek lost his mind. "Wait, Jungkook is in our hotel?!" Rush screeched, suddenly rushing in. As he caught sight of Jungkook, he looked ecstatic. "JUNKOOOOOOOK--" Screech ran in. "WAIT, DID YOU SAY JUNGKOOK IS IN OUR HOTEL!?!?"

"Yeah, I invited him." Guiding Light says, picking up little bits of glass from the window he'd thrown Junkook through. Suddenly, Bob The Builder himself fell from the ceiling. "HELP!"

"Who are you and how did you get on our roof?" Seek asked while looking at the strange man that just fell. "I am Bob the builder, the greatest man ever lived, and I'm sorry about your roof," the strange man replied, staring at the broken ceiling above. Guiding Light smacked his head on a tile that fell from the roof.

All of a sudden, with zero context whatsoever, Bill Nye the Science Guy popped into existence, appearing right next to Bob the Builder. "No, I'M the greatest man to ever live!" Bill Nye the Science Guy argued. Bob the Builder and Bill Nye the Science Guy then started fighting about who was the greatest man to ever live, Undertale-Style. Sans was staring at the tussle off in the distance, Tumblr-Sexyman style. Halt backed out of the room slowly. 

"Does anyone know what's going on..?" Seek asked, confused at the situation with the two humans arguing with each other--Undertale Style.

"Nope." Bob replied, even though he's a SKELETON AND HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK--

"Uhhh how are you here and how the #### are you talking-" Seek asked, while the humans still argue on who's the best man in the world. Bob shrugged while a neon green, short, hunched back entity who wasn't from Doors chased Seek around for some reason. "So... are we just going to watch this happen or are we going to help..?" Rush asked Halt while all this chaos was happening.

"...No. Let's watch the chaos," Halt replied, seeming to smirk. (I gotta go to sleep) "But what if-"

"OH ####--" One of the humans yell. They both look over to see a random fire on one of the humans. "AHHH!!!!"

"Now should we help?" Rush asked again.

"Concerning." Halt said, squinting at them. "And random."

Jungkook stared at the chaos unfolding, utterly puzzled. (OH #### I FORGOT HE WAS HERE.)

"Hey guys how are y'all- WTF happened.... " Eyes just walked into the room and saw the chaos everywhere.

"...Nothing. Don't worry about it." Halt replied blandly, basically turning away to leave. Then Elon Musk popped in with his luxurious electric car and ran them over 200,000,000 times while the entities were fighting over Donald Trump's orange skin.

"No, Donald Trump's skin is orange!" Eyes argued with Halt. "WTF? No it isn't, it's yellow!" Halt argued back.

"You guys are all stupid. I met Donald Trump in Ohio once, and I can confirm that his skin is actually purple!" Figure retorted.

"But.. Aren't you blind?! How could you have seen?!" Halt replied back, clearly very confused. "It's from Ohio dude, anything can happen," Eyes said to Halt while the humans were both on fire now. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME DUDE?! 😡" Halt said very angrily as he then pulled out a rocket launcher and held it with his... uh... imaginary hands. Meanwhile, Hide and Jack were deciding if losing brain cells for this was even worth it. "WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT-!" Eyes said trying not to ####ing die from Halt. "Jack, when the #### did you get here–" Hide asked from the closet next to Jack.

Then Jeff, who somehow migrated his hole in the wall to the same room, revealed that he was actually Sans Undertale from the hit game Undertale, who is also from the sequel of Undertale called Undertale 2.

"*Dramatically gasps* YOU'RE SANS FROM UNDERTALE, THAT ONE HIT GAME UNDERTALE!" said ???. "Just in time to start losing my sanity." spat Jack. "Y'all suck. I'm leaving!" said Figure as he rocket-fart blasted away into Ohio.

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