Sanscest Oneshots!

Swap x Bad sans |☁ |

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The war had ended a little over a year ago. The two groups, powerful enemies, had found peace and created a truce, keeping the multiverse calm. At first, the members of the groups never talked to each other, avoided the au's where they lived, and in general did everything in their power to not come into contact. However, it is a 'small' universe, and they did see each other and learned to get along, even becoming friends. A certain group, known as the bad sans, did take a specific liking to a certain skeleton. Swap.

At the moment Swap was in his main au. He was basically doing nothing, which was rare, he was almost always working, or training, but he decided to give himself a break. Swap wasn't expecting anything to happen today, and honestly he wanted that, he felt like he needed to give himself a break. However, a certain group of skeletons had something else in mind.

The 'bad' sans we're at Nightmare's castle, they were relaxing doing nothing to sum it up. No one was talking focused on their own tasks, until Horror broke the silence.

"What do you guys think of the stars?"

Their heads all perked up, no longer focused on what they were doing before, now intrigued by everyone else's answers.

"I guess they're alright, I don't really see them though."

"Yeah same, the only person I see often is Swap." Everyone nodded in agreement. Ink and Dream were nice but focused on different things. Ink was the creator of the multiverse, despite the truce he still had multiple tasks that kept him busy, and Dream was the embodiment of positive emotions and still had his duties. Swap on the other hand, he had his home, his au, he had time for other people. That's why the group knew him better.

"He's simple, and kinda predictable, if that makes sense."

They all focused on Lust who had said that, slightly confused. Sure he wasn't a god, but he wasn't predictable.

"Can you elaborate?" Lust chuckled, he was waiting for someone to ask further.

"Gladly, when I say predictable I mean, depending on what you say or do you he will react a certain way. Example, flirt with him any way shape or form, he's as red as a tomato."

He kept chuckling throughout his sentence, while all the other members were either smirking or chuckling along with him.

"And how, pray tell, do you know this?"

"It's entertaining, plus his reaction is everything."

Now all the members were intrigued, they had preferred Swap over the other 'sans', and if what Lust was saying was true it would be entertaining to see his reaction to all of them. Plus, since they all favoured him, might as well make it fun. Reaper was always one to start a bet.

"Do you guys wanna compete?"

"Compete at what?"

Again a bit confused but extremely intrigued, they all loved a good competition, especially if it involved other people.

"We compete to see who can fluster Swap the most, winner gets bragging rights for life." :D

"Oh this is gonna be fun, I'm in."

They all jumped at the opportunity. As said before they are all incredibly competitive, and this? This would be the win of the century, none of them could imagine losing the competition.