it was a normal ass day I fucking guess, every pokemon ever for some reason can talk now probably from an unholy mutation idk lmao,,,
a fucked up animal known as kadabra was doing its thing I guess, it was throwing around its dumbass spoons out of boredom because that's funny (Bro needs that big ass spoon) but bro began to feel a lil lonely, it wanted something to love cause its stupid spoons weren't enough. But every other kadabra or alakazam I don't fugking CARE is MID and likes to play FORTNITE because they are MID
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so the fucked up ass kadabra went off to find something else, eventually finding one other pokemon that caught it's dumbass eye, a hypno. a certified awesome creature with tired ass eyes like a teacher tryna get the kids in the back to not do kids in the back things. The fucked up ass kadabra thought this one especially was awesome, blah blah blah love at first sight idfc idkkkk lmao. so it walked up to it sir pelo style I guess (would've you found it more funny if I said it walked axel in Harlem style) and began talking to it
"hi there your awesome wanna be homies" the kadabra asks the hypno, hypno looks at bro with the most confused face a pokemon could give but after 283283739283923993 seconds later it responds with "sure I'll be your homie"
homies to lovers guys
the kadabra and hypno are now very awesome friends, but the kadabra still feels different about the fucked up ass gremlin pokemon with a pendulum. Little does this idiot know the gremlin with the pendulum feels the same way for some fucking reason
this makes no sense whag am I writing
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a snorlax in the distance notices the 2 and begins to do some awesome game theory thinking, but is too lazy to continue thinking so it falls asleep because awesome, then a mew pulls up and sees the 2 as well and knows this is a match made in heaven or something, the mew begins to follow them and hears their awesome conversation, they are talking about shrek for some reason. I guess they really like shrek.
meanwhile in the far distance, crazy dave is doing some epic gaming. even though he will only appear once in this awful trilogy and this is that moment everyone say hi to crazy dave
idk how many hours later
after a long day of causing some reckless tomfoolery and being stupid, the kadabra thing cannot withstand its cringe feelings for the fucked up hypno and confesses "Errmmmm I'm kinda in love with you" kadabra says to the hypno thing. "that's so awesome I'm in love with you too" the hypno responds. in the most awesome way ever they kiss, somehow
that shit is probably like that one scene in despicable me where gru tries to kiss Lucy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the mew witnessed this beautiful moment and cringes so hard it fucking EXPLODES
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