⚠️ TW: none.
3rd POV:"Nagiiii PLeeAssse! Don't lEeaVE mEE!" Hajime's voice muffles as he hugs Nagito, "crying" on his stomach.
"Stop being dramatic, it's only gonna be a couple of hours," Nagito sighed. "Exactly! You're gonna take so long!" Hajime complained.
Nagito rolled his eyes as Hajime complains he'll be bored if he leaves.
Nagito then had an idea, "Hajime, if you're that bored then will you please help with the chores while I'm gone?" Nagito smiles. Hajime looks at him with dead eyes and said "No". "I'll give you a reward~" Nagito bribed, now that interested Hajime. "What kind of reward?" Hajime raised an eyebrow, "The only thing you crave for~, " Nagito said. "Deal!" Hajime immediately said.
Nagito Left and Hajime is alone.
Hajime checks the list that was given to him.
-Sweep the floor
-Clean the counters
-Clean the Desk
-Fix the bed
-Throw the trash
-Wash the dishes
-Do the Laundry
Hajime sighed.
The first chore he's gonna do is sweep the floor.
Hajime sweeps and piles up the dust. Hajime can't find the dustpan, so he swept it under the carpet.
Next was cleaning dishes, he successfully cleaned the dishes, but he clogged the sink, but because it didn't say "clean the sink" in the list, Hajime went to his next chore.
He successfully cleans the counters, desk, and fix the bed.
Now was doing laundry, he didn't separate the colored and white clothes. He just dumped it in, puts laundry detergent, close and turns on the machine.
Hajime then waits for Nagito's arrival.
5:30pm
Hajime's POV:
I heard Nagito open the door, I immediately flew to him and hugged him, "Ah Hajime, nice to see you too" Nagito smiled.
"I did all my chores! So where's my reward?" I was getting impatient.
"Let me change first, then maybe I can give you what you want~" Nagito said, as he walked to his room, I started thinking what he's gonna do. Nagito came back out then saw the sink, "Hajime, why is the sink flooding? Did you unclog it after washing?" Nagito asked. "Which part of the list say I have to unclog it?!" I asked, it only said 'clean dishes' not ' clean the sink'.
"I'll deal with it later..."
3rd POV:
2 hours later, Nagito went to get his laundries, when he was getting them, he realized all his white shirt has light colors. He found his favorite white shirt with a red symbol on it, it wasn't white anymore it was pink.
Now that's strike 2.
After the laundries
Nagito entered the living room and notices a bump on the carpet, he steps on it and it was a clump of dust Hajime didn't get rid.
Strike 3...
Nagito's POV:
I entered the room and asked, "Hajime, can I talk with you for a minute?"
He was on my bed shirtless... Looking through my phone- HEY MY PHONE!
I jumped on him and snatch my phone from him, "Hey I was using that!" I ignored Hajime and checked what he did to it, "Hajime! You can't send these to Yasuke!" I quickly make a call, and the message says "I'm sorry Yasuke but you're a jackass, smelly-ass, crusty-ass mf. We shall never be friends ever again".
"This is Yasuke speaking" He answered.
"Yasuke! I am so sorry, my friend made that message, I don't know what got into him, it's fine if you don't wanna be friends anymore but I promised you I would never want to ruin or end our friendship!" I explained.
"What message?" Yasuke asked, he didn't see the message yet.
"Ah, you didn't see it yet? Thank goodness, I thought you'd want to end our friendship."
"I saw it now, meh at least I know you're telling the truth" Yasuke sighed.
I smiled in relief.
We ended the called and I looked at Hajime.
"Hajime what the hell?! Why did you do that?" I asked, I was so disappointed in him.
"I don't like him..." Hajime shortly explained.
"You can't just do that because you don't like him! Plus, I need to teach you a few things regarding your chores." I said. I made him follow me and explain to him on some of the problems.
"Hajime, after washing the dishes and if the water doesn't go down, you have to unclog it" I pointed.
Then I went to the spot where he hid the clump of dusts. "And here, you use the dust pan to collect the dust and throw it out," I demonstrated for him.
"I couldn't find it though" Hajime said.
"But it's right there in the corner."
"Oh.."
Then we went to the laundry room. "And when you do laundries, you have to separate the whites and the colored, otherwise the white will collect the color from the other colored clothes, see? Look at this shirt! It used to be white but now it's pink!" I showed him the shirt. "Well how was I suppose to know that? You know I'm new to these mortal stuff" Hajime growled.
Well now I think about it, it was part of my fault to not giving him notes though..
"I guess you're right, I'll let this slide then.." I sighed,
"Do I still get my reward?.."
"No."
Hajime looks down, sad.
"But I will give you something for your efforts~" I said.
He looks up and I kissed him on the lips.
Then I left.
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