Nagito's POV:
Okay, I have enough! I need to set some boundaries here.
"Okay, we're gonna set some boundaries here, got it?" I put my hands on my hips as I looked at Hajime. This lazy ass is still lying down and it's already 11:30 am!
"Ehh? What for?" Hajime looked at me with an annoyed face, he can be annoyed all he wants but whether he likes it or not, he will follow them!
"Look, you know I can't be here all the time! Plus you don't respect my personal space! And whenever I came back from class, I would be greeted with a messy apartment with Lucky taking the blame!"
I grabbed an illustration board that shows the rules I've set up!
"From now on, you'll be following these rules!—
1) You can't follow me around whenever I'm out unless I invite you!
If I find out you were following me around I'm using this spray bottle on you!"
As I said that I pulled out the said spray bottle. "What am I? A cat?-" I sprayed him once and started screaming "AH WHAT THE FUC- WHY DOES IT HURT?!?! THE FUCK'S IN THAT THING?!?!"
"Holy Water."
"Are you CRAZY?!"
"Are you gonna behave and listen?"
Hajime frowns but he just sits there and listens.
"Thank you, now
2) It'd be much appreciated if you don't make a mess, this is my apartment so you should respect it!
3)Don't ever think of bringing anyone here without my permission!"
"I never invited anyone here before!" He exclaimed.
"Then who owns the black bra I found under my bed?" I glared at him, waiting for an answer but he stayed silent.
"4) You can't touch me unless I say so."
"HUH?! But I thought you like hugs!"
"Yeah but then it gets weird when you include your sexual intentions to it..."
"THAT-- well-- That's.. my bad" Hajime sighed.
"Welp these are all the rules I've set up, so start behaving now before you make me set more rules for you!" I put away the illustration board. I got my bag and put on my shoes and before I left I petted Lucky, and went out "I'm off now! Bye!"
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Hajime's POV:
Jeez... I can't cuddle with him in the kitchen, on the couch, or in bed! This SUCKS! Well...
Who owns this bra?...
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My incubus 🧡
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