Big Book Of Cheaters [REQUESTS CLOSED]

Cheater Moxxi x Krieg Male Reader x Maya

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I'm The Hero Of All The Villains

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(Y/N): I'LL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY TEETH!

I swung my axe at the goliath and he died. Dead boddies were all around me.

(Y/N): THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!

Little man: Yes, you're killing the right people. It's time to go home.

I started walking toward Sanctuary. My girlfriend Moxxi owns a bar there. I have no idea how she chose me over literally anybody else, but i can't complain. We were gathering as much vault hunters as we could to take on Handsome Jack. But lately, our luck has ran dry. Less and less people were joining. We even started to wonder if we even stood a chance.

Timeskip

I returned to Sanctuary and went straight for Moxxi's bar. It was closed for some reason. I entered because i had a key. She was nowhere to be seen, which was strange, because she lives here. I heard a noise coming from the back of the place. I took out my axe and went to find the source. I reached Moxxi's bedroom. I heard moanings. My eyes widened.

Little man: Oh no.

I kick opened the door. I saw Moxxi and Axton on the bed.

Moxxi and Axton: (Y/N)?!

(Y/N): GRRRR! YOU'RE TAKING MY HEART AND SHOVING IT DOWN THE STINKBUG HOLE!

Moxxi: It's not waht you think, sugar. Axton was here and-

I pointed at my crotch.

(Y/N): BIGGER MAG! BETTER PAIN!

She didn't know what to say. Axton put his pants on and came to me.

Axton: I'm sorry, (Y/N), i didn't mean to.

He put his hand on my shoulder.

Axton: Can i make it up to you?

I grabgbbed my axe.

Little man: Don't you dare.

I gritted my teeth and looked at Moxxi.

(Y/N): It's the end... BUT THE MEAT HAS BEEN PREPARED!

I started leaving. Moxxi tried to reach out for me, but i was already gone.

Timeskip 6 months

Third POV

A bandit was investigating a man who has been hung from a large metal frame by the hand.

Little man: I don't know the dead man. Probably didn't deserve what he got. Doesn't make him special, though; all kinds of people die out here: the innocent, and the not-so-innocent.

As the bandit kept moving towards the body, (Y/N) was sitting on a rock, banging his buzz axe on it.

Little man: If I'm lucky, he hasn't noticed me,

(Y/N) noticed the bandit, and walked behind him

Little man:  I want to warn him. I want to tell him to run, to hide, get out of sight so I won't have to kill him. That's what I want to say. 

(Y/N) spun his axe in the air, but dropped it. He picked it up.

Little man: What actually comes out of my mouth is-

(Y/N) charged at the bandit.

(Y/N): I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BISYCLE!

He jumped off a makeshift metal fence and raised his buzz axe. The bandit turned around and screamed as (Y/N) landed and killed him.