Plastic flower.

Episode One

HARUHI POV:
"Oniisan wake up, we have to go to school"
I tried to wake up Yumi-San but he just waved me off and said
"five more minutes Meiwakuna imōto..."
"Mh.."
I decided since my big brother just called me annoying he could just be late...so here I am in the library looking for somewhere to read
Sighs pitifully "This place has four library rooms. You'd think one of them would be quiet."
while my big brother is probably running here or late-
"HARUHIIII!!"
And there he is now..
Why didn't you wake me up you meany!!"
"I tried to but you called me annoying so I left"
"Hmph! So mean haruhi! But anyways what have you been doing??"
"I'm trying to look for a quiet place to read.."
"And?"
"No luck"
"Well I have this map of the school the lady gave me! Maybe this can help us!"
H:"Gimme"
Y:"So cute! Here you go little sis!"
H:".....I'm not cute.."
"Oh Oniisan..there's a an abandoned music room..music room 3..maybe there?"
"Let's go find it!"
My brother looks so sweet..like a little puppy dog wagging his tail..anyways we eventually made it to music room 3 and the door opened revealing 6 men with flowers...
"Welcome!"
"Mh.."
Tall blonde haired guy- "Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran academy, the Ouran host club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands..just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful.."
The blonde boy finishes what he was saying
AUTHORS POV/:
Haruhi and her brother yumi are seen holding each other against the door
Haruhi and her brother yumi start shaking and both speak up "Eh..t-this is a-a host club!?"
The host club on cue
Two red haired boys said this at rhe same time "Oh wow it's boys!"
Black haired glasses guy-"Hikaru, kaoru I believe this young man with brown hair is in the same class as you isn't he?"
Hikaru and Kaoru- "Yeah, but he's shy. He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him."
Black haired glasses guy – "Hm. Well, that wasn't very polite."
"Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor Student."
Blonde haired boy – "What? You must be Haruhi and Yumi Fujioka! You're the exceptional honor students we've heard about."
Haruhi – "How did you know my name?"
Black haired glasses guy– "Why, you're infamous. It's not every day that a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor student Mr. Fujioka."
Haruhi – "Well uh, thank you I guess"
Yumi - "ah..haruhi you shouldnt be talking to these weirdos.."
he pouted holding his little sister tightly to his side
Haruhi -"ah..o-oni-sama...you are hurting too tight.."
The blonde guy not hearing what the slightly shorter black haired boy said.
Blonde guy – "You're welcome. You're a hero to other poor people, Fujiokas. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy. It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others."
Haruhi – "I think you're taking this "poor" thing too far."
Yumi - "yeah, if anything i think you should be picking a book up on how to talk to normal people..we arent technically poor.."
Blonde guy – "Spurned. Neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you poor man, to our world of beauty."
Yumi - "eh...fudging-"
Haruhi – "we're outta here."
Smaller blonde boy – "Hey! Come back here Haru-chan! Yumi- chan!! You must be like a superhero or something. That's so cool!"
Haruhi – "I'm not a hero. I'm an honor student. And who are you calling "Haru-chan"!?"
Yumi - "kaaa!! Hes so cute like you haru!! I just wanna squeeze him and feed him sweets!
Blonde guy – "I never would've imagined the famous scholars would be so openly gay."
Yumi- "Hah-"
Haruhi – "Openly what?"
Blonde guy – "So tell me what kind of guys you're into. Do you like the strong, silent type? The boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type, or the cool type?"
Haruhi – "Uh... I, uh... It's not like that. We were just looking for a quiet place to study."
Blonde guy– "Or maybe... You're into a guy like me. What do you say?"
Haruhi – "Uh."
Yumi glared at the blonde boy
Yumi - "hands off of them you disgusting little pervert!"
Hikaru and Kaoru – "Aww. He's protective~ sadly hes ugly.."
Yumi- "ka- h-huh! Wha.. haruhi watch out-!!"
Haruhi bumped into a vase while being pressed by tamaki.
Hikaru – "We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction."
Kaoru – "Oh, now you've done it commoner. The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at ¥8,000,000!"
Yumi – "What? ¥8,000,000!? How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million?"
Haruhi — "Uh, I'm gonna have to pay you back."
Hikaru and Kaoru – "With what money? You can't even afford a school uniform."
Kaoru Hitachiin – "What's with that grubby outfit you've got on anyway?"
Yumi — "dont judge their outfit choices!! I get they dress bad but-"
Haruhi- yumi!!"
Yumi - "ah..heh..sorry haru.."
Black haired glasses boy – "Well, what do you think we should do Tamaki?"
Tamaki – "There's a famous saying you may have heard Fujiokas, "When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do." Since you have no money, you can pay with your body. That means starting today, you're the Host Club's dogs."
Yumi - "...ka?"