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goss but better
prolly perv added you to the groupchat
you
what's this?
10:02 p.m
xxx-xxx-xxx
"What's this?"🙄
this is your way to a better social life
DAMNNNN
who hurt you like that??
prolly perv
the absence of purple shampoo
ohhh hiiiii
Did u invite me to your pedo meeting🤩
Ohhh is this the annoying shit?
xxx-xxx-xxx
what? What?! WHAT?!
what what what?!
Is that a sp ref?
prolly perv
not everything is a sp ref
okkk then unrelated question
Why am I in here?
prolly perv
Bc ppl didnt believe me when I said I had friends outside of the team
Awww
Also wht thats sad.
prolly perv
Dw i have more friends besides you
annoying shit
he dosnt<3
prolly perv
stfu
Also u can leave
gladly🤩
xxx-xxx-xxx
uh?
arent you gonna leave
Nope♡
xxx-xxx-xxx
they have to leave
we do talk abt tactics and so in here
oh?
so ur actually the teams gc??
xxx-xxx-xxx
Indeed.
youre like the coach?
xxx-xxx-xxx
captain.
ahhh cool cool cool
Sooooooo
prolly perv kicked you out of the groupchat
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prolly perv
HOE WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
Also dude if u concider me ur friend why cabt ik who u are?
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Hello??
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HELLO?!
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...?
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uh bye?
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night
you dick
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DUDE OMG YOU WON'T BELIVE WHAT HAPPENED!!
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oh wait you ain't talking to me.
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whatever i'm still gonna tell you
SOOO
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I fell down the stairs :D
wait what?
Are you alright?,
damn finally got you to answer
So why'd you kick me
bc tsumu is stupid
tsu who now?
annoying shit
what then kick him?
yeahhh
I didnt want u to be in there for any longer b4 u loose all braincells that r left
oh
Explains why you dont have any🤩
yes sure whatever
I gtg
School yk.
school🤨
well morning practice
did you just TELL TO YOUR PRACTICE A GOOD MORNING?
what no
i have morning practice
oh yeah
did u fr fall down the stairs?
...
No?
wtf go see a doc.
go see a therapist
i.
Well damn🙄
anyway i'm sooo fine rn
It actually didnt hurt too much
yes bet ur fine🤩
go see a doctor tho
my mom it is
ur mom a doc?
who's mum isnt?
uh mine?
RETHORICAL QUESTION GO WITH THE VIBE
All moms r kinds doctirs bc children get hurt🙄
its too early for u and ur messed brain
I fall down the stairs 1 time and suddenly my brqin is messed up😐
NOT COOL DUDE
i gtg
no wait
nope.
BITCH
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