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?? | What happens after elemental unity

late april fools you crackhead bobbies

i was possessed by a malevolent being to write this

this is based off this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xr4xtD8AXk
it is my duty to promote my god
anyways i hope you can find this funny.

tw: very brief mention of sh

The wind blew at the fasteners of Air's aviator hat as he and Earth stood in one of the more vegetated areas of Air Island. Yellow flowers covered the whole area, and even the dull grass and Yucka trees came to a green life. A gust of wind once again blew across the oasis.
"Haha, wow!" Air exclaimed. "We really did it! Our plans for elemental unity succeeded!" A cat-like and buck-toothed smile spread across his face as his eyes were lost in the sun's reflection onto the flowers and landscape.
"Yes," Earth began to reply, "We got all of the homophobes and neurotypicals of TikTok to finally see us as equals." he took in the next gust of wind as he put his hands behind his back. He flinched as the flowers swayed and tickled his electric calf.

"Don't think that just because we're equal now I'm going to go easy on you," Air remarked, his hopeful smile changed into his signature smug smirk. "I'm still going to throw a fit and hurt myself anytime a TikToker puts you in first and me in last. By the way," He ignored seeing Earth begin to wince. "When am I getting that second track—"
Earth forced his voice to lay patient. "Air, please," he spoke almost motherly. "Let us forget that for now," he pleaded as he readied his twitching hands. "Simply look at the field we have in front of us. People will recognize you and your land's beauty soon, and they shall respect it as mine." His eyes squinted as he finished that sentence.

"Haha, okay Earth, you know I'm just playing! I love you! Haha!" Earth's mouth couldn't help but screw up, his eyebrows but to furrow, and his eye but to produce a tear, but still he remained cold. As Air turned away and he was spared from his jubilant expression, he let himself fully become it.
"Ah, wow, these flowers really are beautiful..."
Earth forced himself to take his hands from behind his back, holding the hidden pistol. "Yes," He let himself be calm. His expression turned triumphant and he smiled,
"Just, keep looking at the flowers."