What's Wrong With Mikey?

Mikey's Search Party~

"Space bugs... I mean pardon?" I was bewildered by Baji's sudden request.

"Oh like since I knew you the longest, right? Even if you don't remember. I ought to rate my homie's flirting skills." He mentioned after wrapping his arm around my shoulder, talk about invading someone's personal space.

"Um... You don't strike me as someone that could even be able to recognize if someone was outright flirting with your ass... so no, no thank you, I don't need your useless rating." Draken just chuckled, certainly because for once he wasn't the one being roasted by me.

"Ohh come on, don't be like this, at least give me some compliments." Was he fishing for some, because he heard Sanzu bragging about it by chance?

"Go audition for a hair product advertisement and leave me alone." He just stood there frozen in time, contemplating everything, so Draken showed him mercy on his poor pitiful soul and explained in much greater detail.

"He just complimented your hair but in a more roundabout way." The guy with the mischievous grin just nodded.

"Of course, I knew that." Yeah, sure dude, whatever makes you sleep at night.

"Go bother your betrothed Chifuyu instead so I can have some peace of mind." He received a coughing fit.

"My what?" And that's when Pah-chin entered the stage.

"Yo, Mavis!" I pushed Baji away and ran toward the greatest Chad in the universe that kept his promise, so I gave him a hug.

"I'm here, you wanted something?" I asked.

"Ehhh, that's not fair, why did you suddenly change your tone this much? You didn't sound this happy when talking to me." He complained.

"Well he is the only one here calling me by my name so... of course, he will be proclaimed as my favorite friend." I nodded my head, being hundredth percent serious.

"But I knew you for a longer time than he did." Baji tried to argue as if this would make any difference.

"Yes, only by one day... not much difference there is it."

"At least tell me I'm somewhere on top of your list."

"If you want I can release the whole list of my most favorite and least favorite Toman members." Baji ready to create chaos nodded his head, but Draken didn't hold his sentiment.

"Are you trying to start a war by any chance?" Draken questioned making me realize such madness perhaps was within my reach. Who needed Kisaki, when I could destroy Toman from the inside with my own two hands?

"Sure I can then present the results to the real Mikey, he can stand by and watch what terrible flames I created, having the gang lose morale within a week of my arrival because they started to fight each other, not knowing how in reality they were simping for a random girl from Ireland." I laughed feeling like a genius mastermind, but all the other guys looked lost. Perhaps because this specific word wasn't invented yet, the unexplained translation magic didn't formulate the sentence well.

"Whatever." I interlocked my arm with Pah-chin's and dragged him away from the crowd merely for him to start talking about settling a score, I could tell it was an official request for a fight between us. So having this specific gag in my head, I pulled out a notebook, and while adjusting my invisible glasses I told him.

"Unfortunately I'm busy this upcoming month, so Hayashiya-san I can only schedule our meeting one month in advance, how does it sound?" Poor guy didn't realize I was joking, which caused me to sight.

"We can hang out on Friday, after my tutoring." His eyes went wide.

"You're getting additional lessons?" He questioned as I nodded my head in agreement.