For all Jakey lovers hehehehe
No Peraltago scenes ‼️ (DW Amy will still be here!)
All episodes from Brooklyn 99 are written in this book with changes and add ons to make it fun!
The chapters will only revolve around scenes with Jake in it 👍
Some s...
Everyone was gathered all around me and Jake's desk as we debated on which cop movie was the best. Mine was Training day, Lethal weapon, and Fargo. There's were Die hard, Turner and Hooch, Robocop, Francois Truffaut's Breathless, Bad Boys. Good to know I'm surrounded by tasteless people. Bad news, Brooklyn. These are the people that are supposed to protect you.
"While you were all debating which cop movie was the best, I found the bestest of all best cop movie there is out there. And I'm pretty sure we'll all agree on this. Gather around people!" Jake said I rolled my chair over to his side, and he dragged it closer to his chair so I could be closer to him. I know it's weird, but I got kinda flustered about it. Jake shows a video of Hitchcock approaching some hookers and ends up getting kicked in the groin and they run away. A few seconds later, one of them comes back, steals his wallet, and kicks him in the groin again. I laughed so hard to the point where I couldn't breathe. I felt Jake's gaze on me but was too busy trying to breathe so I couldn't look back.
"Come on guys! That was a long time ago!" Hitchcock exclaimed.
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We were all in the briefing room for todays morning briefing. Jake sits down beside me. He passes me my candy and talks to Charles while I excitedly opened it and ate it all. I usually steal candy from Jake's desk and he noticed it so he decided to give me one day during a briefing. We ended up doing this daily.
"Love the sweater, Lady killer. Who we slaying tonight?" Jake asked Charles "Well we shall see what we shall see" "No, you're dressed up exactly like the Lady killer" I said "Damn it! This is just like Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses all over again."
"Alright let's get started, everyone" Sarge says "Scully, where are you on digitizing the old case files?" "As of yesterday Im officially done with 1%" "Whyre you smiling? That's nothing" "Well there are thousands of cases and for each other I have to fill out 200 little box thingies on 50 different screens" "Atleast you get to sit on your butt all day" I said "Actually, it's the worst part. My doctor said I have an anal canyon. Everyone groans. "Oh god Scully! Why are you always telling us about your disgusting body?"
I got a flashback of when Scully wanted to show a wart on his foot. "I don't see anything" I said, confused "That's because it's all wart!" Jake threw up his lunch while I ran to the nearest trash can to throw mine. "How are you even married?" Rosa asks
Peralta, where are we on the Adams street burglary?" "We are very close Captain" Jake exclaims "Aside from a complete absence of evidence, suspects or leads" "And what about Vickers street aggravated assault?" "Stalled out, and the Calloway robbery also remains unsolved due to lack of solving it by me." "Sounds like someone's in a little bit of a slump" I smiled "I am not in a slump" "You're not? Look at the scoreboard Jakey. 35-44" "I don't slump, people. I oposite slump. I pmuls. That's slump backwards and it's what I do. I pmuls all over this bitch" "Dismissed" Captain says "Slump!" I shout "Pmuls!" He responds
