Drew x Mr. Wick

Pig

kate: hey mimi, i'm totally done with drew, wanna hang out and talk shit about him?

mimi: oh sure kate, i'm always down to make fun of that pig.

kate: have i got news to tell you about drew...

mimi: oh i'm excited.

kate comes over to mimi's apartment.

kate: i love what you've done with the place.

mimi: really?

kate: no it looks like someone ate a unicorn and then threw up all over the room.

mimi: screw you o'brien.

mimi starts to close the door.

kate: no wait! drew is gay!

mimi: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

she stops to catch her breath

mimi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kate: are you nearly finished?

mimi: one second... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kate: he and mr. wick are together seriously now.

mimi: MUAHAHHAHANFJSJDOFNOFNIOFDNOSINFOSDF

kate: jeez i didn't think it was that funny.

mimi: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN MAKE FUN OF HIM NOW

kate: yeah i was hoping you could do that because he broke my heart.

mimi: YOU LIKE DREW?? HAHAHA-

kate puts her hand over mimi's mouth

kate: shut ur bubble gum looking ass tf up.

mimi: oh god the names i can call him... i'm not homophobic or anything but drew being gay is just the icing on the cake!

kate: well it was nice seeing you mimi, don't be afraid to relentlessly make fun of him <3

mimi: see ya kate, thank you for this information.

kate leaves and mimi laughs again for a good 15 minutes.