Drew x Mr. Wick

Terminated

kate stormed into mrs. lauder's office with the news that drew and mr. wick were just making out.

mrs. lauder: o'brien what is it🧐

kate: have i got news for you mrs. lauder, drew and mr. wick were making out in mr. wick's office. and i know you don't allow dating in the office, let alone bosses and their employees!

mrs. lauder: OH GREAT HEAVENS THERE'S GAY PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE

kate: soooo are they going to get fired??

mrs. lauder: without a doubt, i cannot have homos in my office, they will be fired straight away.

kate: thank you mrs. lauder🥰this will teach drew to fall in love with my beautiful self instead!

mrs. lauder struts into the main area. all the employees suddenly appear to be working really hard. with kate trailing her, mrs. lauder storms into mr. wick's office.

mrs. lauder: is it true that you two were (gags) making out in here.

mr. wick: NOW WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

mrs. lauder: kate here told me

drew: YOU SNITCH I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU NOW

kate: DREW I'M LITERALLY 100 TIMES HOTTER AND FUNNIER THAN YOU! YOU'RE LUCKY TO EVEN KNOW ME!

mr. wick: well, she is smashingly gorgeous

drew: hey i thought you were gay? (that also rhymes!)

mr. wick: drew anyone with eyes can see that o'brien is a beautiful creature

kate: why thank you sir🥰

mrs. lauder: IDGAF WHO'S BEAUTIFUL THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE HIS BOSS AND YOU'RE GAY. CAREY, WICK, FIRED!