Drew x Mr. Wick

Lovers

mr. wick: well carey, considering your friends are both gay, there's no reason to hide us.

drew: you're right nigel, let's make out right here right now.

oswald: gross.

lewis: oswald get your beautiful ass up here!

oswald: coming honeybun! see ya gaybos later ;)

drew slams mr. wick onto his kitchen table and they begin to make love. 

kate enters drew's house bc she's so poor and literally spends all her time there.

kate: MY EYES!!!! HOW'D I WALK IN ON YOU TWO TWICE OMG???

drew: kate gtfo of here we literally have serious beef now that you got us fired. 

mr wick: how do you have the guts to show your beautiful face at drew's home.

drew: GODDAMNIT STOP CALLING HER BEAUTIFUL WE'RE MARRIED!

mr wick: oh come on carey it's kate, she's practically a model.

drew: if you call her pretty one more time i'm going to go join oswald and lewis upstairs.

kate: WTF ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GAY.

drew: kate please leave this house, we're not friends anymore.

kate: FINE, i'll go hang out with mimi.

drew: ANYONE BUT MIMI!

kate calls up mimi, wait until she tells her that drew is gay. 

the jokes will be crazy.