I was tired of writing the next chapter, so here's a lil' snack for you to enjoy and for I to refresh my silly writing brain with!
As you all probably have realized, my version of the turtles isn't exactly like the original, as I like my fanfics seasoned with a bit of chaotic sauce, so here's some headcanons of mine to kinda establish my weird ass way to see the rottmnt world:
~Donnie~
-Once got ratioed so bad to the point he decided to hack fucking twitter in a try to save his dignity.
-Made a whole hate forum about this really specific niche Jupiter Jim ship at age 12.
-Ultimate just dance champion.
-Used to bite his brothers as a fighting strategy (softshell moment)
-Is the creator of like 4 different free IP trackers on the internet.
-His joints are purple, and he specifically avoids any blunts that are any other color for some reason.
-Gets really defensive when people call his eyebrows "sharpie eyebrows" (He buys actual eyebrow makeup shit for them)
~Leo~
-plays fortnight """ironically""", super bad at it too.
-Does NOT wash his feet while showering, doesn't even forget it, "doesn't the water wash it away??"
-Pretended to ship the same ship Donnie made a hate forum about just to annoy him.
-Had a vine account with a niche cult following.
-Accidentally made like 3 hyper-popular shitposts that molded internet culture forever.
-Responds with "that's what they all say" to literally anything.
-Did that one "licking a toilet/covid challenge" once, but doesn't admit it out of cringiness and shame.
~Mikey~
-Nº1 fan and believer of 3AM videos (basically canon lmao)
-Was victim to a single elsagate video as a child and now avoids whatever that was at all costs.
-Played with his controller sneakily disconnected from the console multiple times as a child, "Alright Mikey, we'll let you play", "Really?"
-Accidentally always ends up being a fan of the worst people ever, "RatStinker33 is a groomer too?!!"
-Played minecraft once, accidentally hit a pack of "little doggos" while trying to pet them, and never played again.
-(Still owns a huge plushie of a minecraft bee, tho.)
~Raph~
-Continues suggesting monopoly at family gamenights, naive to the common factor in all the gamenight arguments, "Why does this happen every time?"
-Had eyebrows painted on his bandana by Donnie's suggestion once and ended up scaring the shit out of Mayhem.
-Broke one of Mikey's arms while playing as a child, still feels guilty about it.
-Can't play just dance because he's too big and ends up causing a mess.
-Went on an obsessive research about snapping turtles once because he was curious, discovered he's nocturnal and tried to live up to that lifestyle...Lasted 1 single night.
-Is a morning person now.
-Tried to play Adopt Me with Mikey, got scammed in an amazing record of 30 minutes.
YOU ARE READING
Rise of the TMNT x reader but its kinda weird
FanfictionI'm just trying to have fun :) (gender-neutral Y/N) (May or may not be written by a Portuguese sleep-deprived raccoon)
