Faguette

CPR

Saturday 9:47 am

I woke up sweaty. I was dreaming about Don the whole night. Gosh he gets hotter everytime i see him even in my dreams.

I turned on my phone to see that Don sent me a message "Goodnight my little pile of shit". He is so caring 🥰!

Anyways i was feeling pretty happy because tomorrowis my birthday, i'll oficially be 14. Can't wait! I told my friends that i still don't have a plan how to spend my birthday but i will think of something, it doesn't have to me exactly on my birthday anyway.

I hear from time to time that Liv is a lesbian so i invited her to my house so i could have a talk to her, cause i am still kind of bicurious.

12:46pm

Liv has arrived to my house.

"ARE YOU GIRLYPOP" She didn't even bother to say 'hello' or 'hi' and went straight to her point. "Geez hold on we'll get to that" i replied. We went to my room and talked about basics: do i have to wear makeup, do i have to wear girly clothes, do i have to listen to cupcakke (i have to btw) and shit.

"So how are things between you and Don?" Liv asked.

"Oh they're cool, he texted me tonight and said that he likes me aswell so we're a thing right now" I said.

"Well ain't that nice? Does he know that it's your birthday tomorrow?"

"Yeah everyone knows.. Hey, can i hear a song about cupcakke? You talk about her a lot and i want to see what the hype is all about and shit" i said

"Okay slay, you will LOVE this one" She said as she played 'CPR'.

I loved the song, i was feeling it so much i started to give CPR to my dead hamster that was under my bed for a few weeks. The song was so powerful the hamster came back to life again. I changed it's name to Don because Don is the reason i won't listen to Nucci anymore.

"IT'S A MIRACLE" Liv yelled as Don crawled up her arm.

4:57 pm

"Well thanks for inviting me to hang out, you're actually a really fun person, we should do this again!" Liv said as she was leaving.

"It's fine, really. Bye!" I closed the front door.

My phone was ringing, it was Don that was calling. I answered.
"Hey what's up?" i said
"Make sure to wake up around 12:00 am tonight, And look out the window. Bye!" Don said not giving me any more information.

"That was weird" i thought. I listened to CPR so i could practice for later till 19:30 pm. After that i ate dinner because i wanted to go to bed earlier so i could be well rested since i have to wake up tonight, i wonder what did Don plan. And also tomorrow is my birthday i want to wake up earlier anyway.

12:01 am

It's past midnight and still nothing happened, i'll wait a couple of more minutes and see what will happen. "Hey look, today is my birthday" i thought as i looked at my ohone and saw the date. I almost fell asleep when i heard music blasting in the street.

'HTELA BI VIP HTELA BI DRIP NOĆU DA SIJA KO BELA HADID PRAVO U DŽIP BACA MI STRIP NUDI MI TELO KO BELLA HADID'

I could hear my friends singing and blasting the song. I sang with them even tho i don't listen to junk like this, but i think it was very nice of them to do this. Don was here too. If it weren't this dark he'd see how red my face has gone. As i thanked them, they had to leave because it was already late and a crazy grandpa was chasing them down the street.

As i was getting back to bed Liv sent me a message.
"Hey dude, happy birthday, look out your window!"
I did as she said and i saw the biggest girl bosses with her in front if my house. Joca Novinar, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kanye West, Konstrakta and the Cupcakke herself. And Liv and Millie ofcourse.
We all sang along to CPR and had a nice time when we saw Don still running away from the crazy grandpa even tho the grandpa had left them alone a long ago. He was so overtired he collapsed on the floor.

Cupcakke then said "You're ready my little material girl, go get him soul sister you know what to do now". I did exactly know what to do. I really started saving dick by giving it CPR. He woke up and sang along with us. I then feel and scratched my left knee.

9:69am

I don't remember much from then on, i figured that it was just the best dream ever but then saw a scratch on my left leg and instantly knew thst i had the best time of my life. I am verified Girlboss right now. I can't thank Liv enough for this. This is the best birthday ever.

"Happy birthday Vic!" My mom ran into my room and hugged me "I heard you had a nice time with your friends tonight, but i wasn't going to interuppt you because you were having such a nice time. Breakfast is ready by the way, if you're really hungry you can come down to eat right away" She finished.

My phone was overbooked by all the messages from my friends wishing me a happy birthday once again. Cupcakke followed me on instagram as well and DMed me saying "Hey thereee i heard it's your birthday today! Happy birthday, remember to always slay like you did tonight!" Omg she's so thoughtful.

My mom made pancakes for breakfast. She knows i love them.

After i finished breakfast i turned on my PS4 and played fortnite. I deserve to play some video games, afterall it's my birthday. I played till my mom came into my room and asked "Hey Vic, yesterday Liv was here, is she THE girl?" she said raising her eyebrows.

"No mom i invited her to copy the english homework since she is good at english"

"Okay..." She said sarcastically.

Fuck she probably thinks that i have a crush on Liv. So i played 'LGBT' by Cupcakke on full volume to make sure she knows i can't like Liv because i am gay af. I wasn't going to hide that from my own mother was i?? She didn't even come back to my room afterwards. That's a shame we could have vibed together with the best music ever.

I was so excited to have a whole day for myself when i remembered that i have football practice today at 3:40 pm. I love football but it's my birthday and why would i go if Don doesn't play football?

Just as i thought about that i got a text from  Don "Hey Victor, i was thinking and i think i want to play football. I might come to the practice today, do you think it's the right time?" He said.

SAY LESS.

"Omg ofc you should come today!!" I said. He didn't respond he just liked the message.

I took a little break from playing fortnite and watched tiktok on my phone until 3:00pm

A/N: Again, english isn't my first language don't mind the grammar and spelling mistakes.

This chapter is a little shorter, obv this is satire. Hope you had fun reading this cause i know i did lol.

Cum back for Chapter 3 🥰