Faguette

Gays vs. Mentally ill

6:57 am

I woke up by my phone buzzing. It was Liv. Damn bro just because you're awake doesn't mean everyone is.

"What??" i answered the phone in a sleepy tone because this git called me

"Heyyy wassup fag how you doin??" She said sounding real happy.

"Just get to the point." i replied.

"Okay so, tomorrow i'm gonna hang out in the city, i was wondering if you wanted to join in maybe."

"No i don't think so." I declined the offer but when i think about it more i realize that that was a bad idea.

We live in a small town, it doesn't have much to be honest, but we live really near one of the biggest cities in the country. It has everything, and if it weren't for Don and my friends i would totally live there. Since my dad is away, and my mom doesn't drive a car nor would let me travel alone, we don't go there quite often. But i had to be stupid and decline Liv's offer. I blame her for calling me that early in the morning.

"Are you sure, i have planned some places that we could go." Liv said, still on the phone.

"NO!" i semi-yelled and hung up.

"Douchebag.." i said outloud and went back to sleep.

11:34 am

Don came over and bought us some ice cream. NICE!!

"There is a lot of ice cream here, maybe we could watch a movie. Besides, i don't feel like doing anything 'spicy' today, just wanted to hang out, you know.." Don said.

"Oh yeah that's totally fine. I know a good movie that we could watch anyway. We actually don't have to watch movies anyway, perhaps we could gossip..." I said opening the ice cream box.

"Oh my god yess!! I know a good gossip but first.."

Don started to wakl up to a picture on the shelf and showing it to me.

"Is this you or your sister??" he asked showing me a picture of 4 year old me in a pink bikini making the cutest pose ever.

"Oh yeah that's me!! Do you like it?"

"Yeah you're cute." Don replied.

I blushed by his words before i said "Yeah i have no idea how my parents didn't know i was gonna be 100% gay back than"

Both me and Dom started laughing

"Speaking of parents" Don started "I don't think i have ever seen you dad, does he live with you and your mom?" Don asked.

"Oh yeah he left because i was gay" I said, joking obviously, and started laughing.

"HUH? YOU WAS TOO GAY FOR YOUR DAD??" Don semi-yelled shocked.

"Don't worry about it, i'm just kidding..
Here's the thing, my dad's job is to travel and stuff like that, i don't actually know him or what he does since he is rarely home, and when he is home he just sleeps all day and leaves again. The job itself isn't bad, i mean, they pay him real well and he sends a lot of money to my mom so we can pay the bills and shit. He has had it since i was 5 i think. He barely knows me or my brother, i bet he doesn't even know how old i am. Everytime he comes home he calls my brother Bruce instead of Billy, it's funny but at the same time sad." i told him.

"Well that's sad, i'm sorry you have to go thru that. Don't be mad but i aways thought your parents were divorced because he was gay, i thought you got that from him." Don said hugging me and laughing at the same time.