purple guy with mommy issues pov: (khlkhshish) (fandag)
i taek mi siser an attk chalk dicc man wif mi powers an now he blod. he cri an rech out 2 mi siser an cri
chalk dicc man: no go
girl: bye
i taek mi mask off an walah i wask lumimation all alonk.
girl: how coud u
lumination: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!%@!!!!*^
girl: u am not bruther
girl: wat u wan
lumination: marri mi bruv
girl: whu
lumination: eater
girl: ok
girl an no sis boi get marriead an lif happili eva afta an chalk dicc man dies an starbuks cri bc he am bald.
de end
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