❝𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦.❞ a wanderer x reader fanfic ; back for a bit

"four."

after eating breakfast, we went to the mall to get him something to wear. i had a lot in my savings, i just forgot about them. 

"we're getting you an email and a phone. and some clothes."

"who asked?"

"i asked, now shut up and follow me so you dont get lost. you're getting too much attention. people think you're a cosplayer now."

"what's a 'cosplayer'? we've got nothing of that sort in my world."

"yeah i know, i know. i'd rather not explain it."

"..."

"here, try this on." i said, grabbing a hoodie. "go in there, don't change here." i pointed to the changing room.

"...alright."

he went in and came out, still wearing that big ass hat with a hoodie and a pair of jeans on. my brain went, 'OMGGG HE'S SO CUTEEE I'M DYINGGG!'

"okay, we're buying this. it doesnt feel too tight, right?"

"right."

"good. pick a few more tops and pants. be sure to pick some short sleeved clothes, too."

he picked a few black clothes and jeans, which seemed to be to his liking. 

"emo as always... hehe."

"so what next, y/n?"

"we're getting you a phone. get over here."

"um... pardon my intrusion, but what's a phone?"

"a device teyvat doesnt have, that's all. hello, do you have a xphonE 10?" i asked the saleswoman.

"of course, which color would you like?" she replied.

"um... plain black would be fine."

"alright, please pay."

i tapped my card on the sensor and a beep was heard and the woman gave me the phone.

"scaramouche- i mean, wanderer, we're heading back- wait, we have to get you a sim card. wait here." 

"uh... okay?"

i went back to ask for a sim card and she relucantly gave me and i paid for it. 

"okay, NOW we're going home, bitch. go, now. it's not far. show me the way home, let's see if you remember it." i challenged wanderer.

"...why do i have to do it??"

"i told you so, or get all the attention you want."

"FINE BITCH"

"good."

anddd he actually led me home correctly. so i helped him set up the phone and inserted the sim card. "here, this is how you use it..." i explained endlessly about the phone and how to use it.

"i understand now, no thanks you to YOU peasant." he said rudely

"...ok go take a bath."

"okay bye worm"

i sighed. first day, its troublesome. getting insulted that openly was going to be a new thing for me. and i helped wanderer set up a sleeping bag beside my bed so i can take care of him any time. 

"your turn." he said, coming out barechested.

"gah- put on some clothes, what did we buy those for?! and im taking a bath so dont bother me. if you ever want to go to the toilet, go downstairs." i exclaimed, covering my eyes.

"okay, jeez."

i took off to take a bath, blushing lightly. 

time skip to after bath

"why am i sleeping on the floor?!"

"what gave you the conclusion you're sleeping on the floor?"

"your stuff are still on the bed, if i were to sleep on the bed, you would've cleared it so i wouldnt rip them to PIECES"

"obvious, yes. no option, wanderer.  be glad im even giving you a sleeping bag."

"fine, human."

"good." 

i climbed on to my bed and scaramouche, his sleeping bag. makes him look like a worm and that's cute, i guess.

sorry for the short episode! i wrote this in someone else's house. apologies, y'all.