You wake up from the best sleep youve ever had. You were wondering why you slept so well. Then you looked to your left to your alarm clock. It's 9:00 am.
Your college music class started at 8.
You gasped and went through all stages iof grief in under 30 seconds. First you denied the fact that your ass just woke up a whole hour late. Second you were angry that you woke up so late. Third you try to bargain with youtself, telling urself that it didnt really matter that you missed this class because of idk. Fourth youj felt depressed. How could your unproductive ass wake up so late after doing nothing??? Fifth u accepted it. Ur ass is unproductive, lazy, and irresponsible.
After going through that, u decided to go downstairs and eat breakfast. You check the cabinets for pancake mix, but it looks like that your lazy ass didnt buy any like you were supposed to yesterday. So, you decide to heat up the left over pizza from a week ago. It has a couple of bluen spots on it, but it should be okay !
As the air fryer (the only good thing in this story is that you own one congratulation!!!) beeps to signal ur pizza being done, your phone beeps. You look at the text. It's an unknown number but it reads:
Sent at 9:45 AM "G'day mate its Christopher, but you can call me Bangchan 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺!!! Just woke up! Was wondering if you ate already? 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺"
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳HE TEXTED ME!!! You write back as soon as possible, without realisiing that since ur airfryer works worse than shit, IT BURNED THE WHOLE FUCKOING PIZZA!!!
Sent at 9:47 Am "Good morning!!!!!😊😊😊😊😊😊😊! Im actually about to eat right now!! What abouy you???"
You send back asap. after you wrote that, u saved his contact with contact name: Bangchan (Bang Christopher)🤭
Sent at 9:48 AM
"I haven't eaten yuet l;ol, can i see a pic of your brekkie?🥞🥞🍳🍳"
Oh no! You had just burned your pizza and now hes asking for a pic:? Not only that, but ur eating pizza for breakfast:?? You ponder to yourself. DO you want to send a pic of your byurned ass pizza, or look like a liar who said they were gonna eat but have no meal?
You decided to go with the first option. You send a pic of your burned ass food.
Sent at 9:50
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"It's a little burnt...my air fryer messed up..💔"
Sent at 9:52
"Oh good heavens!!!!!!!! Don;t eat that y/n, it will make u chunder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's go out and eat breakfast together."
OH MYU GODD😱😱😱😱WHAT A SWEET MAN!!!!!! GENTLEMAN!!!!!!
Sent at 9:53
"Thank you!!! Let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can pick the place"
