Grian and Scar Oneshots (Archived)

The Warden Potion

pov me in middle school speaking of this feels like the plot a middle schooler came up with

omg i'm not dead wowowowowowow guys there's a secret in this chapter that you will find out pretty quickly ;)))

also i've been watching anime again and now i want to write anime smut again i'm really going back to my roots aren't i the cringe plot lines and all

anyways bye bye time to read your comments telling me what class you're scandalously reading this in and make me feel like an ancient alien

(lmk if you want more mumbo stuff because i love he)

Grian's P.O.V.

"And there you have it! One bottle of horrendous horniness!" Mumbo chirped proudly, making me blush and glare at him.
"This is really the best way to capture the Warden...?"
"Yep! See, I'll dress like another Warden, and when he goes into mega heat, he'll follow me! Then, I can trap him!"

I gave him a slightly weirded out look, then glanced down at the bottle.

"What if a player drank that?"
"What player would drink that??"
"Dunno, but we are kind of impulsive here." I teased, making him chuckle.
"Sure, but this is a different colored potion from everything else! There's no way anyone would just drink it randomly!"

A few days later...

Scar's P.O.V.

I snuck into Mumbo's base one evening, rummaging through his chests and looking for extra blocks when I saw a potion on display. It wasn't a potion Id seen before either...

I picked it up and stared at it, swirling it around a bit before shrugging. I opened up the cork, then took a big swig of it, smacking my lips together as I tried to deduce what it tasted like.

Nothing...? I only have the affect called... Warden time? Maybe this only works on Wardens... Ah well!

I went about my business, snatching a few stacks before making my way back home.

Grian met me when I got to my base, and he was asking me about terraforming and the such before I suddenly started to sweat.

"Gee, is it hot out here?" I asked, sweating buckets.
"No...?"
"Just me? Suddenly? Wow, this is kind of unbearable!"

He tilted his head at me, this his eyes grew wide when I felt my legs start to grow numb and shaky. I panted heavily, it progressively getting more and more difficult to breathe as I felt my pants grow tighter for no reason.

Oh geez, that's embarrassing, I must be popping one from stress or something!

"Sorry! I think Im going to go inside for a bit, okay?" I said, not wanting to make Grian mad at me and feeling my head grow more dizzy as I stumbled to my house. Then, I collapsed barely halfway there.
"Scar! Don't you tell me you-!"

He fluttered up to me, then grabbed my shirt collar, which made me blush immediately as he pulled me closer, glaring at me.

"Did you go to Mumbo's?"
"Uhhh, who wants to know?"
"Did you see a potion?"
"Uh... Who wants... to know...?"
"Great."

He rolled his eyes, then murmured to himself before flicking his wings out.

"I'll be right back, okay? I'm getting Mumbo."

I stared at him meekly as he flew off, then whined softly at the horny thoughts I couldn't control. Oh noooo... What did I even drink??

I laid in torment, my body getting progressively hotter as I shakily tried to sit up, panting heavily. It was no use, my arms were too weak as I fell back down, whimpering in dismay. I tried to reach my hand down to offer maybe some sort of relief, but they wouldn't move very far, making me feel hopeless as I laid out in the open, shaking and uncontrollably horny.