Shroom with Broom (Helluva Boss Loona x Male Reader)

Chapter 3: First Day Jitters

A/n: I told you we'd get to the IMP peeps! Now we can get to the actual story and build your relationships with the murder professionals.

Word Count: 4,179. Another long boy.
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Setting: IMP Headquarters.
Time: 6:00pm
State: Employed and Excited
Pov: Y/n 7 minutes after being hired at I.M.P.

Loona, Moxxie and an imp girl walked into the meeting room. Moxxie was holding the hand of the female imp and Loona was playing with her hair looking away from me. Kinda felt like she was avoiding making eye contact with me.

Blitz: "Gang say hello to Y/n! Our new janitor!"

Y/n: "I'm also good as a medic. But I guess i'm mostly here to sweep the floors"

The other imp walked up to me with Moxxie in tow and shook my hand violently. She's practically bouncing up and down with excitement.

???: "Hey there stranger! I'm Millie, it's great to meet ya!"

I match her speed and smile

Y/n: "Ditto, Look forward to working with you."

Moxxie pulls Millie back with his other hand, making sure she doesn't rip my arm out of its socket.

Moxxie: "Hi we haven't officially met. I'm Moxxie and I'm one of the ranged specialists here at I.M.P. It'll be great having someone who'll clean up around here and patch us up"

Y/n: "Great to actually meet"

Blitz pulls my shoulder down so he can fake whisper into my ear

Blitz: "He's the one who's going to whine the most. He's a whiny baby weiner haver"

Moxxie: "STOP TRYING TO CORRUPT OUR NEWEST ASSOCIATE!"

Blitz lets me go and makes a smug face before taunting Moxxie more about his unfortunate genetics. Loona chuckles at her father before clearing her throat and walking up to me.

Loona: "H-Hey, I'm Loona, I'm the receptionist."

I take her hand and shake. She freezes up but doesn't pull her hand away/

Y/n: "Pleasure to actually meet ya Loona. Happy to work with you."

Blitz brings me down again, barely wrapping his right arm around my shoulders and loona with his left.

Blitz: "I'm so glad you two are getting along so fast. You're going to be working with each other a lot while we're out killing dipshits!"

Loona stands back up and walks out with her tail wrapped around her left leg.

Y/n: "Can't tell if that means she hates the idea or is cool with it"

Blitz: "Oh if she hated it she would've attacked one of us. She's probably ok with it. Never seen her just walk out without a word though."

Blitz put his hand to his chin and stared at the door before looking back at me.

Blitz: "Whelp no reason to dwell on it. Come with me, I'll show you your 'Office' and your first task at I.M.P."

Blitz brought me over to a small six by five foot closet filled with cleaning supplies, the company broom closet. It had a spare filing cabinet next to an old end table and a folding chair. He shoved a plunger and a pair of latex gloves in my hands before making me take care of that sink problem he and Moxxie were screaming about earlier. It was really gross but hey, I've done worse for a paycheck. After handing his wet horse figure back to him, Blitz told me that we we're closing in half an hour and all he wanted me to do was sweep up the headquarters and replace the garbage can's trash bags. I replaced the bags first and grabbed the broom, sweeping up the floor and talking a bit with M&M as they got their things ready to leave.

Y/n: "Not the worst thing I've ever done to get my bills covered."

I had about five minutes before we all had to leave. I looked at the broom in my hand

Y/n: "Guess you and I will be spending a lot of time together. Imma name you sweeps"

I took out a small screwdriver from the toolbag on the floor of my new "Office" and began sloppily carving the name into the mid section of the broom. Just as I finished blitz opened the door.