A life with countryhumans (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 4:Flirting (i think)

Just to let you know.
I don't know how to flirt so it will be bad 🥲

Y/N POV:

We've been playing for 2 hours straight and I managed to beat Soviet Union.
"Yes!Take that loser!"I said while he looked grumpy.
"Shut up,your lucky that your the first one to beat me."He said when he rolled his eyes.
He looked at me and smirked.
"The fuck you smirking at?"I said while he just stared at me.
"I'm smirking at a princess now.She is really beautiful."He said as I turned around.
I sawed no one behind me so I thought he was talking to me.
"Me,or you talking about the ghost behind me?"I said while being stupid.

"You obviously.Who else would I call princess?"He said.
"I-Um.."I blushed out of embarrassment.
"You look cute when you blush,want me to make your nose bleed then?"He said as he lean forward.
"Are you on drugs Soviet?"someone said and we turned to see it's S/N."If you are then hit an another girl,not her."
"Why?You jealous that no countries don't want you,only Y/N?"Soviet said as he rolled his eyes.
"What no!I am never jealous of that,I'm happy that she is finally getting boys to like her,but she will get uncomfortable,"S/N said as she turned around,"Also lunch is ready."
She left the room when Soviet Union got up.
"Come on,we don't want to upset them form waiting for too long,"He said as he handed me a hand."And why are you wearing Russia's clothes?"
"Well I didn't have any clothes so he handed me this."I replied to him.
I got up and followed him.We both went downstairs again to eat pizza.Italy looked excited.
"I'm very happy for you to choose pizza for lunch Y/N!"Italy said while handing me and Soviet Union a pizza in a plate.
He turned to S/N and gave her a pizza in a plate aswell.
"Thanks Italy!Can I have pineapples with it?"She said,trying to tease Italy.
Italy looked shocked and was about to drop the tray of pizza.
"What.Did.You.Say."He said while he grabbed a pizza slicer.
"Pineapples.I want pineapples on my pizza."She said while giggling.
"MAMA MIA!YOU CAN NOT PUT PINEAPPLES ON DA PIZZA!ITS ILLEGAL!I THINK IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT!"Italy was about to fall but I catched him.
"S/N,I thought you hate pineapples on pizza?"I said.
"I was teasing him."She said while laughing.
"You was joking?How dare you?!"Italy said while laying down on the floor.He placed the pizza tray slowly and gentle onto the ground.
Russia came to the room to see Italy on the floor.
"What just happened?"He said with a random shock on his face.
"Oh S/N said that she wanted pineapples on her pizza and Italy got upset."I said while stroking Italy hair.Italy seems to enjoy me doing that by the look of his face.

*insert pic I think*(I will do it later)(Nvm im too fucking lazy)

He is probably traumatised about the pineapple and pizza incident.
Russia sighed.
"We are not aloud to say that because you know Italy."
"I'm just teasing him,no big of a de-"
"Just stop it."Russia interrupted S/N.
"Whatever."
Do these two hate each other or it's normal for them?We all ate our lunch and put the plates in the sink.
"Hey princess~"Someone said behind me.
"What do you want-Oh it's you Third!"I said when I turned around.
"You slay the outfit."He said while smiling.
"I know."I replied confidently.
He came closer and he kissed me on the..

Lips..

The other countries saw and got jealous.
"Hey!Thats unfair,he gets a kiss and I don't?"Russia said.
"W-What?Fine you can Kiss m-"
Before I was about to finish my sentence,they all push each other so that they can get a kiss first.
"Ok ok,one by one.Who is first?"I said while was regretting what I said.
Soviet Union got infront of me.
"Me first~"He lean closer to me and kissed me on the lips aswell.
Well fuck this,now the countries are gonna kiss me on the fucking lips.
The countries finished doing that and I got up.My legs was wobbly so I quickly sat down.Soviet union sat next to me and put his hand on to my waist.He pulled me close and I just blushed.
"Looks like you found a lover,sister."S/N said all annoyed.
"What no?"I said trying to not blush even more.
"It's obvious,he likes you and you like him back."S/N said as she sat next to me.
"I uh..I like everyone as a friends Sis.."I said,trying to not make a lot of scene.
"Mhm,here have a condom.Just in c-"
"What is wrong with you?"Soviet Union said to S/N.
"What?You like her,you even called her a princess."
"I guess we will need-"
"No."I interrupted Soviet Union.Thinking of what he will say.
"Alright."
He turned around while S/N was smirking.
"Come on Y/N,you don't want to get fucked by a handsome Russian man?"S/N smirked.
"What the hell?We only met them yesterday?isn't that weird?"I said while blushing.
"It's fine,maybe I can distracted everyone else so that you two can have fun,are you ok with that Soviet?"S/N kept smirking as she trying to pass him a condom.
"I'm ok with it if Y/N ok with it."Soviet Union said as he grabbed the condom from her hand.
"I um..I-I guess so?"I said while blushing real hard.
"Yes!Finally,"S/N said as she smiled."My sister is gonna make love."
"Shush,keep your voice down.And when do we do it?"I said.
"Tomorrow~"Soviet Union said as he smirked as well.
"I'm gonna tell them to come with me tomorrow then.Good luck~"S/N said as she left the room.
I turned to Soviet Union."Your joking right.."
"It's not April fools so nope."He said as he sawed my face turned into a tomato.
"Hey we are twins now!"I said full of excitement."My face is red so that's means we are both tomatoes!"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Make me~"