ØDA - Martin Ødegaard

twelve

- @erling.haaland

alex
damn those calf's
he's coming for your crown jack

jack
no one will ever outdo the doer

erling
can i come back to manchester already
øda won't stop talking about a certain someone

martin
stfu

jack
awww true love
where is she anyway
she's usually argued with me by now

martin
she's at work

jack
ofc you know that
you probably haven't left her alone since the kiss

alex
THERE WAS A KISS?!??

erling
yes how did you not know

alex
i was too busy baby sitting so couldn't go to the movie night

jack
imagine baby sitting your own child
terrible

erling
apparently there's a video

martin
WHAT
HOW
EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP

jack
aaron showed it to me during england squad training
he woke up just as martin was leaning in but didn't say anything

martin
omfg
tell him to delete it

jack
hey don't shoot the messenger

alex
he just sent me the video!!!

martin
STOP

erling
oh my god
send it over now

martin
guys this is an invasion of our privacy
and moura's

erling
don't be so boring

jack
half of the england squad have seen it sorry mate

martin
🙃
she's gonna go insane when she finds out

jack
mate don't be embarrassed
you're hot
moura is hot
the perfect couple

martin
yeah except we're not a couple

erling
you act like it

martin
but we're not
so can we drop it?

alex
oooooooo

jack
touchy subject

erling
okay fine but you need to shut up about it too

martin
fine

moura
damn what did i just walk into

jack
martin throwing all his toys out of the pram

moura
:(

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martin
sorry
it's all my fault

moura
what is

martin
i shouldn't of kissed you
especially in front of all the guys
i didn't realise they were filming i swear

moura
so you regret the kiss?

martin
no!!!
of course not!!!
that's not what i meant

moura
it's fine
it won't happen again don't worry

martin
are you seriously angry with me right now?

moura
no
i'm not
my break is over i have to get back to work

martin
okay...
call me when you get home
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