kyla
girl
you'd better book this weekend off work
moura
oh no
kyla
yup
this bitch is coming to the big city
moura
REALLY
kyla
YEAH
I GOT THE WEEKEND OFF
WE CAN GO TO ALL UR FAVE CLUBS
moura
oh the list is endless...
kyla
i'm assuming that's sarcasm
moura
ya think
kyla
then maybe you can introduce me to your little boyfriend...
moura
he's not my boyfriend
kyla
he literally confessed his feeling for you
he is your man
moura
i don't know what's going on
kyla
he is your man
idc
im calling him ur man
ask him to pick us up from the club
OR INVITE HIM
moura
i cant do that
kyla
WHY NOT
THEY DONT HAVE A GAME FOR OVER A WEEK THEYRE BOUND TO HAVE TIME OFF
moura
it's not his thing
kyla
you'll never know if u don't ask
moura
if i ask will you stop nagging
kyla
no comment
moura
...
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moura
yo husband
martin
does that make u my wife?
moura
no that's cringe
martin
wow
commitment issues
moura
no...
i gotta ask u smth
martin
why am i scared?
moura
because i'm so intimidating
martin
true
moura
stfu
martin
what is the question then?
moura
do u have plans saturday night?
martin
yeah i'm like sooooo busy
moura
oh okay
martin
babe i'm kidding
seen
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moura
KYLA
BITCH
GURLRLLL
SHHSHDYSHSHSHD
kyla
WHAT
IS HE COMING???
tell him to bring his fit football friends
moura
NO
MORE IMPORTANT
kyla
WHAT
moura
HE CALLED ME
"babe"
kyla
BABE???
moura
BABE
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!??!
kyla
give me context
moura
"babe i'm kidding."
kyla
oh my god...
moura
WHAT
kyla
that sounds kinda fruity
moura
gurlllll
kyla
no i'm not kidding
he's not fruity is he
moura
well he's kissed me twice so i don't think so
kyla
ugh i'm so jealous fr
well it can only mean one other thing
moura
do i wanna know...
kyla
he's ur man
ur his babe
babe=girl
UR HIS GIRL
WHO IS A FRIEND
WHICH MEANS
UR HIS GIRLFRIEND
OH MY GOD
moura
girl stfu
kyla
you don't just call ur friend babe
moura
well i think we discovered we're a bit more than friends
kyla
SO U ADMIT IT
HES UR MAN
moura
he's not my man
kyla
so he can kiss other people?
moura
i never said that
kyla
so he's YOUR man
moura
it's like talking to a wall with you i stg
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martin
did u die?
moura
ye soz
martin
what were you asking?
moura
my friend is home this week
she wants to go clubbing but i have no idea where to go
did you wanna come?
martin
i'll have to see who's around
can i let you know closer to the time?
moura
ye ofc
martin
okay pretty
i'll call you tomorrow x
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ØDA - Martin Ødegaard
Fanfictionwhen a girl meets her favourite footballer whilst working the night shift, you'd never guess they'd fall in love... NOTES; •this book is just for fun please don't take it serious. •i don't proof read so if there's grammar or spelling errors please i...
