CARTMAN X BUTTERSS LËLMONS '| CARTTERS /CUTTERS/BUTTMAN

1: butters tries toes counting in meth! (hot)

 It was a lovely schol tsay ;:/ Butters entered the school and said « hy fales » to evetyne. « hi butter » stan said, « hi butters « Kyke said ; Buters lok d eound for Cartman and he spots him so he greets him « Hi Eric ! » he says with a smile. « Hello Butters, » says cartman with a really HOY oice ! Butt gets nervous and asks « how are you ? », cartman says OK. Butters p^^eses His PANTS/j
« thats g-great Eric, what have you been doing lately ? » he asks, he put his hands behind his back and swung his leg, awkwardly looking down. «Nothing really, but i'm thinking of doing something evil to Kahl.... » he REPLI.S Butetrs gets excited. « really ? Like what ? » he'd do small jumps slighy left to right. « I'll tell you later, » he answers. Butters gets a splendid idea ! « h-hey Eric, could you rate my pick up lines ???????????? » he asks. «Why ? » he ask. I was hoping he wouldnt ask that, buters thoughr. «Nothing I just want to know what you rate them » he replie. « Oh I get it, it is for someone you like ? » he continues asking. « N- uh, please just let me, please just rate them. Okay ? » butters got enough of hre questOINS !!! cartman ignored him and continued asking, « For a girl ? Or a boy ? » butters got nervous. «Eric please just rate my pick up lines i swear to god » He replies !!!!!! « Alright, tell me » cartman said, curious. « Ok first one. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living? » «well I eat cheesy poofs, » he replied. « No damn it you weren't supposed to say that ! Alright well what do you rate it ? » Cartman was thniking. « i think i'll rate it 4/10 i mean i do more sstuff than taking your breath away you dildo, » butters didnt really know what to say to that. «Aw man... well here's my second one : If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.' » cartman found it dumb. But he said «use this one, » because he knew it would embarass Butters when he uses it !!! SËX
« Ok ok heres another one ; Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you. » « thats a great one but use the cumber one, » he insisted. Butters replied with, «okay but here's another one : I was wondering if you could tell me: If you're here, who's Heaven? »
Kenny approached and answered « God,» Butters ignored him and continued staring at Cartman so cutey !!! « ya ok just use the cumber one its perfect, » it was impssobiel to determine how he feels about this with his undescridable face !! Buttera^keeps staring at him with afectrion ! Cuz he was soooooo hot ! His beêatufil blue and yellow beanie and also his magificient red coat and his fanastic gloves and his superb shoes ! Zamn ! Seemingly Cartman noticed he was staring but did not comment. « Okay thanks E-Eric, i'll use that one ! » butters blushed at the thought of telling that pick up line to him one day !!! but like, directly ! Idk whats the word for it lol
People from afar were staring at them, thinking thats kinda gay. But they were confused on whats happening. Stan and Kyle just watched with their usual neutral expression lmfaol
«No problem Butters, » Eric replied. The bell rang so everyone went to class yipee OWO woooo !!! Yaya lorde YAYA OWOOOWOEIOEZE§Z§E§Z§E§Z§E§Z§E§EÄÄÄĨ¨AĨ¨AZ إنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف يساعدكإنه هنا سوف

So they sat in class, Butters sat next to Cartman. He lookd knd of uneasy, but butters was vry happy to be next 2 hiM. !?.Z he kept dtaring at him until mr gayrrison spoke « okay kids so we will do meth ». Cartman let out a small groan cuz he doesnt like mêtgh ; And no one did but kyle seemed to anyway. Butters noticed Stan was staring at Kyle A LOT omg !!!! just like how he stares a lot at fartman ! He turned to Cartman and then the teacher. « whats 60 + 9 ? » he asked. I was so dûmb i used my toes to count. I TOOK my socks off like that one scene where stan takes his socks off to jack off expect that im sitting down and putting my legs on the desk. Then i count on my toes. Mr gayrrison was startled but i ddnt care ?. « 69 » I answered. Everyone seemd too spec hles to answer. « well geez why are you all staring at me ? » i said as i put my socks back on and sit properly;$ééé$éé$é$é$é$é
« Butters u dont just put ur fucking smelly feet on the desk like that, do you know how much cleaning does hours take for the janitors ? Do they want to waste their time washing ur desk cause u put ur fucking smelly and greasy toes on it ? No you fuckass, so you better clean your desk with your tongue you uncle fucka ; or else detention. Aabsolutely disguisnt i cant believe this.
Butters lowered his head in sadness. Then he licked the desk. He could hear some muffled laughs in the background. After some minutes hes done and lol why did i write this story help i regret my life choices i hate myelf os mcuh i

Anyways class is over now and they all get out.
i wrote this at 1 am lol