CARTMAN X BUTTERSS LËLMONS '| CARTTERS /CUTTERS/BUTTMAN

2: butters MASTURBATES to pictures of FATTY (real!)

 So they all get out of the mental hopsital i mean class and started being Gay asf because they witnessed butters licking his own TOES STAINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then butters has an epic idea so he approaches shopping Cart man ! He says «h-hey » and kisses him on the cheek::ez;:z:aa
Cartma yells «What FAG IM not GAYE » as butter replied «April fools my dude »!!1!! eric forgor that its paril fools lmaow hat a loser ! Anyways carrman says « well im still not gay you fag So dont kiss me ever AGAIN » and butters gets kinda upset... he sigehd and walked away to downSTAÏORS. Stan ran to b^tuers and aske «him « dude why did you kiss Cartman i saw that... » bujtters simply tells him « well its april fools you doofus » aheee and stan says « wait, is it ? Fûcking fuck i forgot ! » Stanr an to Kyle and GAVE HIM A KISS.... Then he told him it was april fools too... Zamn 😳 butters thought it was kinda hot, and the boys were laughing. Wish Eric laughed about it too instead of taking it 2 seirousl... lol what
anyways so butters goes to ihs locker to take his camera with hello kiotty stikers on it. On his camera roll he had over 69 pictures of eric cartman lmao hes pretty much a simp lol what a loser ahahahhahzhahzzaçuoh
So he sneakingly followed fartman and took pictures of his back, then he ran away to an hallway. He was happy about what he done !!!! woo!e and then he went to the men bathroom and gabebd his camera then he lookd at the pictures and MASTURBATED in front of the toilet !!!! WOW§§§ !!

 the toilet obviously would need huge therapy after this but anyway butters was having one of the times of his life.:) Then Kyle and Tolkien walked in the bathroom.... «yo butters wha the- holy fucking fuck are you masturbating ???? » butters got angry « dude oyu guys the door was CLOSED you could have at least checked if someones in there you little fellas ». Kyle and tolkien looked at eachothers before looking back at butters to say « well um what re you masturbating to anyway » butters erefused to say what cuz obviousl rhyey would tell eric and they would call him gay af ! Hmmm.... « well nothing, i was just a little............ quirky, » butters explained. Kyle then said « well go away me and tolkein are gonna film a tiktok here » butters examined their expression then left the bathroom. He wasz just walking in the chool and then kenny ran toh im, and he noticed butters' hand were all creamy ! « Dude Butters, why do you have creamy goo on your hands,3 butters gotscared... he forgot to wash his damn hands ! « Nothing Kenny just brb » he said as he ran back to the bathroom. He noticed tollkien and kyle filming a tiktok wih the song CPR playing... Dont ask how he knows the name.... He made sure to not bother them and washedh is hadns. Then he walked out. Kenny looked at him weirdly but butters ignored him lol anyways so he grabbed his phone and plaed yhello kitty island adventures 69 XII 23 sex edition. He was havin fun in the game and pretty much ignored eeverytihng around him. He passed level 68 so he now was on level 69 ! but level 69 was really hard to pass, things were too fast and hard. It took him quite some time to come across the level. « victory « he screamed to himself. Apparently no one really heard him. A relief ! Butters put his phone in his pocket and got up. Suddenly, theb ell rang. Cumputer time ! Butters liked it because he could do his homework in secret... and he doesnt mostly get caught, thankfully. Everyone camed to comuter room and ogt in their seats. Butters took the middle seat and aleady started searching uo stuff. He had an idea. He had no hoemwork since he's done it all, so he searched up, out of complete curiosity, once again i tell you, just pure curiosity and innocence, he curiously searcehd up « cartman x butters ». He blushed at the results, there was pictures of them as teenage anime boys kissing. Why do we look like that, he thought.. we're not that ugly ! «Oh, gee whiz » he said outloud. But everyone else was focused on their work. Mr mackey walked in the class and said « hi class so we will learn to mae a game in roblsex. Studio. Butters closd the tab and went on reblex. Then he opened rosex studio and mde an obby, he added south park characters everywhere. In the sky, on the floor, you name it. However the obby was still possibl to play. Once he pressed play, all the characters COLLAPSED.... Lmao. He oforgot to anchor them, that dumb rtatd ! He anchored them and contineud making the obby.
Out of curiosity, he looked at cartmaN. JHE was beating his meat ... so he looked at his screen and well, he couldn't figure out what it is since someone said «Butters, go back to work mkay ! » it was the teacher, so he looked back to his screen. « Aw man, » he said. Too bad, too sad.

One hour passed, it was now time for mr mackey to rate their games. «Mkay Red wht you done there » he said as he tried her game. Butters looked at catman, he looked... sweaty and exhausted. Wtf ! On his screen was his roblox game, it looked like a concert thing. Did he try to recreate fingerband ? If so he hoped he was in the game... cuz its true he does wann fingerbang bang people into his life ! And every night ! He noticed it would be his turn soon. He waited.
Fianlly mr gaykey went to him and then «mkay and you what dd oou make » butters gladly said « well I made an obby ! » « mkay thats a C. Wait is that us ? » butters smiled at that remark « Yeah ! » « well then thats a B mkay. » butters was happy at this. He looked at cartman and he looked happy too at him./.................................................................... W AIT what !
Anyways it was his turn and well he didnt do a lot so he only got a E... welp at least thats not too bad. The class was over so they all left. Whe w ! Butters was really curious about what cartman was bnating his meat to tho.... Hm... for some reason that question really bothered him. It looks like he would never know, and also, it was none of his business !

i wrote this on easter hehe