Two muscular arms wrapped around Mu Qing's hourglass-like body. "What a pretty little lady, where have you been hiding my whole life!" Whispered a flirtatious voice.
"Ugh! Pei Ming if you didn't realise I'm NOT a lady. So sorry to disappoint!"
He wrenched the arms of his waist with his one free hand, and shoved them hard against the man's chest. Once again did he start walking towards Cuocuo's parents, only to be stopped by the same man's hands grabbing his waist.
"Does the babygirl not know her own gender, I could help you realise what you are!"
Blue veins started appearing on Mu Qing's head. "For your information I do indeed know my own gender, and if I didn't I certainly wouldn't consider running to you for help. Now if you would be so kind, RELEASE ME!" He shouted threateningly whilst sending a roundhouse kick Pei Ming's way and snapping out of his embrace.
"Ugh! What the hell you crazy B*€ch!" He screamed clutching the side of his head.
"Oi, watch it," raising a finger to his lips" there are children here!" Mu Qing turned and walked away.
"Don't worry Big Brother won't let that happen to little Cuocuo ever, that nasty man won't come near you, and if he does I'll get rid of what makes him a man!" Preaches the one of the gods of the south in a baby voice looking down at the dazzled Cuocuo.
Nor realising that the area around him had gone completely silent, which was quite rare for a celebration, Mu Qing walked further towards the two couples.
"Feng Xin you idiot, how can you forget your own child, and you, Jian lan, you should know fully well what could happen to your son up here."
"Who are you to tell me how to raise my son, I don't even know you." Snapped the mother.
"Why do you look so familiar?!" Questioned Feng Xin leaning slightly closer to Mu Qing's face.
"Wow I wonder?! Maybe it's because you f£&king knew me for more than 800 years you moron!!" Hissed Mu Qing (he is a cat you can not tell me otherwise) whilst rolling his eyes.
"Did you just hiss at me?!" Sneered Feng Xin.
"I believe I did!"
Suddenly a had cut through the two's ,not so private, conversation." Excuse me, but you're a little to close don't you think! Feng Xin I thought you were a married man, I mean she is a beauty, in fact I don't think I've ever seen someone quite like her, but seriously! Back off! this princess is mine."
"Didn't I tell you to get lost! Do you need another beating. Would you like to fight with weapons or fists, I can do both if you like."
Of course one of the few gods that dared to stop a fight between Feng Xin and My Qing and flirt with one of them at the same time had to be Pei Ming.
"Oh violent, delightful! Sorry but I would hate to have another attack today, can we take a rein-check on that!"
A sudden scream from Mu Qing's hands startled the surrounding group.
"Cuocuo! Don't worry mummy will take you away from the scary lady!" Said Jian lan as she tried to take her baby out of Mu Qing's arms. Tried! The child actually fought back its mothers hands and further snuggled into Mu Qing's clothes.
"Cuocuo! Come to mummy!" demanded Jian lan.
To which she was ignored.
"You know, you should never raise your voice at a child just because you're feeling emotional. It's not good for the child's health or yours for that matter." Commented Mu Qing whilst lightly pulling off the little ghost and handing him over.
"Like I told you before, don't tell me how to parent. I don't need some pretty girl getting in my business!"
"Pretty girl? I'm not pretty or a girl! I'm Mu Qing, god of the southwest, and I'm MALE!"
"You sure as hell don't look male!"
"I get that a lot!"
And so Mu Qing turned around and strutted out the last word carefully stored away in his robe pocket.
Quite soon he arrived back at his palace due to the fact that both Feng Xin and Mu Qing lived next to each other. You could almost say it was a stupid arrangement, putting the two gods that if were given the chance would willingly kill the other. But Ling wen is known for her brain, being a civil god and all, so they put up with it. It was actually quite good when one was brutally injured and wanted to get home as fast as possible.
Entering his room whilst muttering things like, "what the hell are they talking about, of course I'm not a girl!" Walking strate pass the mirror he froze, took two steps back, and screamed.
He was a girl! They were all right, he was a female girl! How did this happen?!
Pacing his or her room they finally collapsed falling onto the bed. Their palms raised to their face and a crazed mumble could be heard.
"What am I going to do?!!!!"
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FengQing- The innocent betrayal
FanfictionJian lan and Cuocuo come to heaven what are consequences? and what effect does this have on Mu Qing?
