random shit ig :)

fuck if id know

I was set ablaze by a dragon that portal hopped onto my server while being bum fucked by every big black guy in the world.

Their penises were grinding against mine, like sandpaper. And they grinded enough to make my penis look like a cylinder with a half circle as the tip. rn I'm fucking crying writing this lol.

The ringo rampus of the sea of the damned appeared from a giant space vagina descending onto the mortal plain, this distracted the black men enough to change their attention to the massive fucking space clit, and I may be able to escape the random fucking dragon that wants to tickle my pickle dickle wickle.

But, the black men's onslaught from earlier rendered be incapable of movement. I just had to crawl away.

My biggest mistake was trying to crawl. The random bitch ass dragon rawr shot towards my gaping asshole, crawling inside just like the worming of 1939 in an undisclosed location in new Mexico. I moaned from the heat of the dragon in my gaping anus.

I felt a tingling sensation as the dragon began eating my shit. The taco bell from earlier began making its move. Explosive diarrhoea shot the dragon out of my asshole, and into the cosmic clit. The shit rain down onto thousands of cities, millions were dead. And many Jewish people died from the toxic gases. Some even compared it to the year 1939 all the way to 1945.

The shitty rain lasted for decades to come. 2 lucky big black men survived by becoming one with the cosmic clitoris, yknow, clitoris the big red dog? They escaped the big red dog and they got right to work, breeding all day and all night, trying to repopulate the earth. But sadly, they were both autistic, and didn't know they were already fucking dead. Dumbass cotton pickers.