My Gay Boyfriend

IV.

this is very very short. like extremely short.

I PROMISE YOU THE NEXT CHAPTERS WILL BE GOOD. I HOPE SO.

Duchess

My life changed when Shawn called me at 3 in the morning.

I was fast asleep when my annoying yet lovely ringtone that I only set for Shawn woke me up from dreamland or I mean, Shawnland. As much as I would love to have a chat with this early in the morning, I'm not that much in the mood. I needed sleep. I craved for sleep. I was deprived of sleep. We had to film a project for 48 straight and as the director, it drove me nuts.

"He-hello?"  I answered, trying to sound awake. I felt my dog, Charming move, probably startled like I was. I gave him a soft pat then he went back to sleep. Charming is a St. Bernard, brother of Sparky, the dog I gave Shawn last Valentines.

"Uhm, Duchess, sorry to wake you up this early but I have a big problem." His muscular yet feminine voice stirred me up.

Problem? Guy problem perhaps? Should I tell him I'm freakin sleepy?

"I know you're really tired but this is a matter of life and death." He explained, kind of rushed and nervous.

"If someone needs blood I'll give 'em a gallon tomorrow. If it's a kidney transplant, I can't because I only have one and it's weak. If it's a heart donation sorry it's currently not available." I answered back. He chuckled, but then cleared his throat again. "As much as I'd like to hear your voice Shawn, spill the deets."

"Uhm.... Will you be my girlfriend?"

I dropped my phone on the floor.

OMY FREAKIN FOOD.

I'M DREAMING.

I Slapped myself hard on the cheek and damn it hurts. I'M NOT DREAMING.

Holy Macaroni.

Then I remember Shawn is still on the phone.

"Uhm.. sorry about that Sh-Shawn. But I thought you were gay? Ohmygod did I like, turn you back into a guy? Wow."

"I'm still gay Duchess."

Now I'm fully awake and confused as hell.

"What do you m-mean? You just asked me to be your girlfriend at exactly 1 minute ago"

"Yeah. Uhm, but a fake one."

"Oh." I'm lost for words. Can I die right now?

So that's how my life changed. I agreed. Well duh! Why wouldn't I?

A/N OH GAHD THAT SUCKED BUT PLS BEAR WITH ME. THANK YOU. MUCH LOVE.