2012!Tmnt Incorrect quotes

Incorrect Quotes #11

Mikey: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Raph, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Casey, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Raph: Coming right up.

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Casey: How does that even work?

Donnie, mocking them: hOw dO yOu UsE a cOmPUteR aNd KnOw wHaTS GoiNg oN iT DoEsNt mAke SeNSe?!

Casey: Your face doesn't make sense.

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Donnie: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Casey: I dont usually eat with losers.

Donnie: Neither do I but I asked you, didnt I?

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Karai: Raph, I sense hostility.

Raph: Good, because I hate you.

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Karai: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Leo: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Donnie: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Casey: ...We're on the ground floor.

Donnie: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Alternat:

Raph: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Leo: ...We're on the ground floor.

Raph: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Raph: Two brooooos!

Casey: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Raph: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Casey:

Raph:

Casey: *tearing up*

Raph: Babe, c'mon...

Casey: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Raph: Babe...

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Leo: You know you can die from that, right?

Raph: *smoking a cigarette* Thats the point.

Casey: *drinking alcohol* Were trying to speed this up.

Mikey: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Alternat:

Leo: You know you can die from that, right?

Raph: *smoking a cigarette* Thats the point.

Donnie: *drinking alcohol* Were trying to speed this up.

Mikey: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Mikey: Hey, do you know the password to Raphs computer?

Donnie: Fuck you, Mikey.

Mikey: Hey!!

Donnie: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouMikey".

Mikey: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Donnie: I dare you-

Raph: Casey is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Donnie: Why not?

Casey: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.