(Note: these are just the primaries)
Red: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Blue: How am I supposed to know?
Yellow: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Blue: *sighs*
Blue: You wouldn't be trapped.
Red: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Blue: The cow???
Red: What?
Yellow: Blue, W H Y
Red: Can you keep a secret?
Yellow: Do you know anything about my life?
Red: No I do not. Good point.
Red: Where are you going?
Yellow: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Blue: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Yellow: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Blue: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Yellow: Blue, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Blue: ...
Blue: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Yellow: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police
Blue: How petty can you get?
Red: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Blue: Red, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Red: Well of course I have.
Red: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Red: It's boring.
This is funny, will do more with other characters.
