The Utterly Disappointing and Hilarious Short Stories of Commodore Man

Story 1

Story 1: "The Mission"

Today, Commodore Man was on a mission, a mission bigger than any other. He was going to go outside, but for a certain purpose. He was going to tell his amazing random "facts" to people on the nice street of Tubby Wubby Avenue. However, all of the people on Tubby Wubby Avenue were not quite all that smart.. at all. In fact they are so unceremoniously smart that they're entire economy is based of onions. So they did in fact believe everything that had come out of Commodore Man's mouth. It turns out that almost everything that Commodore Man had just said to them, was either very unclear, not real, or just plainly put, untrue. For Commodore Man, this was quite the achievement because social interaction was almost non-existent to him until now. This was also a very evil idea since he had just made the already dumb people of Tubby Wubby Avenue even dumber.