(DONT WORRY IM NOT STOPPING MY REDDIE FANFIC, THIS ONLY EXISTS TO MESS WITH MY FRIENDS)
So
Today I called Beverly to tell her about how Stan is DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH BILL, and she and I now have a master plan to get them together
I hope Stan doesnt chicken out
I wont disclose EXACTLY what we're planning, because I know dear Staniel will read this
But all I'll say is that if Stan doesn't make a move he'll make an absolute fool out of himself
Stan, grow some balls and tell the man how you feel!
Even I'm not this much of a pussy, and thats saying something
Tommorows gonna be so fun, for me and the others at least, maybe not for Stan
But I'm only doing this to help him, as his best friend I have to
Ima always care about him, he's stuck with me no matter whatAnyways, will probably update this later when something happens!
>:)
-Richie Tozier