(AGAIN I AM ONLY MAKING THIS JOURNAL TO MAKE FUN OF MY FRIENDS)
I STABBED MY HAND TODAY WITH A RUSTY NAIL ON ACCIDENT
I called Eddie and told him about it, he started freaking out, which is so adorable, he cares about me :)
And MR STAN THE MAN GOT WITH BIG BILL, FINALLY
After a full GOD DAMN WEEK OF ME SCREAMING AT YOU ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD GET WITH HIM, YOU DID IT
Congrats
Also Beverly still thinks you guys did... things, I kept telling her you said you didnt but SHE WONT LISTEN LMFAO-
ANYWAYS.
I am also very very happy
I'm with Eddie now
WHICH IS CRAZY, BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D BE STRAIGHT
But I'm nervous, Im a fuckin pussy and I dont know how to act around him without having an internal gay panic attack.
That probably sounded so dumb.
My hand hurts so bad, even though it happened like two hours ago
ALSO
I am so glad Beverly didnt set me up with Eddie, I guess I distracted her with Bill and Stan. Thank god.
Bev and I are setting the two extreme homosexuals up to get married, sometime this week hopefully
The theme will be birds, and it'll be at the bird place, I dont know how to spell it, it starts with an A
My job now, as Stans best friend, is to embarress him infront of his new boyfriend
Tommorow at school Bev and I have some ideas on how we're gonna do that
I just hope he doesn't get back at me, I already embarress myself enough, especially in front of Ed's.
Anyways, why am I going to embaress him? Because I love him (platonically, of course) and he's my best friend, so it'll be really funny
Maybe not for him, but for us it will be.
I might update this tommorow to make fun of Staniel, but yeah, ALSO. I SWEAR STAN, YOU WILL NOT SEND HIM ANY OF THIS.
>:(
-Richie Tozier
