Ned woke up, from his delightful tulip dream, to the sounds of clinking and crumpling. He got up and noticed it was still night. He heard the sounds, again coming from the kitchen. Ned grabbed a short pole that he always kept just in case. Slowly, he tiptoed to the kitchen. As he was moving in the darkness suddenly there was light as Ned heard the fridge open. He stepped through the kitchen's doorway holding the pole tightly. He saw a figure standing in front of the fridge that had its hands full of food.
'Slowly.' This is what Ned kept saying to himself just to stop himself from charging at the figure. 'Slowly.' Step. 'Slowly.' Another step. 'One more step.' Ned raised the pole above the Bandit's head. He was just about to bring it down on the figure, the floorboard creaked. The noise caused the bandit to turn around. He looked at the bandit in the bright light of the fridge and he saw that it was Denmark. Denmark was freezed in front of the fridge, hands full of food. Ned could see the half-eaten cookie hanging from his mouth. Ned lowered the pole and walked over to the lightswitch. He turned the lights on to see the kitchen was in terrible shape. He looked back at Denmark who was still frozen in front of the fridge. Ned walked out of the room.
Confused, Denmark stood still and finished his cookie. He heard the opening and closing of a door and then footsteps coming back to the kitchen. Ned had gotten a roll of paper towels and some cleaning spray. He also put the pole back. "Denmark." "Yeah." "Put the food back where you got it." "Kay." Denmark went to the cupboards where he got the snacks, and shoved them in. "..." Ned was so tensed he was about to cramp up a muscle. "Je vuile ondankbaar rommelig stuk stront!! Just let me do it!" He shoved the supplies in Denmark's hands. "Clean EVERYTHING." "Now?" "Ja, because if you don't I'll beat you to a pulp and then throw you out on the street." Ned was seething in anger as he furiously straightened out his cupboards. Denmark started to clean vigorously. Ned finished and said,"I'm going back to sleep." He was walking out when he turned back and said,"And if this kitchen isn't absolutely clean by tomorrow morning I will kick you out." Saying that Ned went to the couch and fell asleep.
A few half-hours passed and Denmark was finished at 12:32. Denmark was going to go sleep in Ned's room but he knew that he should sleep on the couch not Ned. So Denmark picked up Ned bridal style. "I'm the one who should be sleeping on the couch." As Denmark was trying to open Ned's bedroom door, Ned wrapped his arms around Denmark's neck. Mumbling Ned said,"Onbetrouwbaar paard." Denmark walked into the bedroom. He walked to Ned's bed and laid him down. But Ned wouldn't let go, in fact Ned pulled Denmark down onto the bed. He pulled Denmark to his chest and said," Sweet konijntje . Ik zal u in een stoofpot. Dan zal ik dat stamppot eten. En het zal zijn heerlijk." Then Ned started to nibble on Denmark's ear like it was the rabbit in his dreams. Denmark could feel Ned's warm tongue and lips on his ear. All Denmark could do was wait till Ned stopped. Ned did stop nibbling on his ear but he didn't let go. So Denmark fell asleep curled up with Ned, amused by Ned's cute side. He didn't care if Ned would get upset in the morning, so he wrapped his arms around him.
( Translation note: What Ned is supposed to be saying in his dream is "Sweet bunny. I will put you in a stew. Then I will eat that stew. And it will be delicious." Isn't it cute ? But I've been told that it really translates that he's dying . Oh no . Darn you Google translate !! )
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Why Me?
FanfictionWhy me? That's the question Netherland asked when Denmark said they should be friends.
