@Butterflymed asked: Eddie, do you befriend people's dogs when you deliver mail?
Eddie walks down the path, checking his watch.
Eddie: Well, some!
Eddie spots a chihuahua in a yard.
Eddie: The little dogs always come after me-
The chihuahua starts barking and chasing Eddie.
Eddie: GAH-
Eddie begins running away, towards Frank's front yard.
Frank is reading a book on his porch.
Eddie runs into Frank's yard and runs onto the porch, hugging Frank.
Frank looks at the chihuahua and smiles.
Frank: Why are you runni from this lil' guy, Eddie?
Eddie: IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
Frank lifts the chihuahua into his lap and pets it.
Frank: You just have to calm it down. Like me, when I'm upset!
Eddie calms down and starts petting the chihuahua.
Both Frank and Eddie giggle, and the chihuahua starts running back to its owner.
Eddie gives Frank a kiss on the cheek and goes back to work.
Eddie: See? That's what happens...
