I Thought You Were With Erin? (Ian x male reader)

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Ian, Erin, and I stand at the girls funeral. Wendy and others are also here but I don't really care as much. It's been another two days and here we stand.

Death is standing over the caskets, which are about to be covered with dirt.

"Why is she just standing there? " I mumble to myself as Ian shoots me a look.

"Who is standing where? " he asks as my attention snaps to him.

"Hm? Oh no one" I say as I fake smile.

He just glares at me as a speech happens.

Ian decides to add onto the speech, trying to prove something.

"Everyone is welcomed into heaven? The rapists, criminals, everyone? " he asks as I just look at him.

"Ian. Let's head home" I say. I had fully moved in to his place now anyways.

He just looks at me and sighs.

"Fine. Fine Pip let's get going" he says as he drags me to his van.

We get in and I just look out the window.

It starts to rain as I go through the CDs in the van, since his van can play them.

I find an Eminem CD and put it in.

'Mockingbird' starts playing as Ian looks over at me.

I hum quietly to the song and that's when Ian speaks.

"What ever happened to your parents? " he asks as I look at him.

"Divorced. My dad is in prison and my mom ran away to Carolina" I say.

"North or South? " he asks as I shrug.

"I don't know. But we are here in Pennsylvania. So don't ask me where she is" I say as he nods slowly.

We head home and I sit on the couch immediately. I grab the remote and put on 'South Park' as Ian sits next to me a moment later.

"What show is this? " he asks.

"South Park. It's an adult cartoon. It came out a few years ago. Late 90's Zip. "

"Ah. Okay then. Heh. Your humor is a bad as that dude with the orange coat" Ian says a minute later.

I slowly turn to look at him.

"You can understand Kenny? Babe that isn't fair "

"Well I'm trying my best to sweetheart. It's all muffled" he says as I get a text from Wendy. Not from 'South Park' sadly.

Wendy: hey. Do you believe in the fact that we escaped death and now are dying like we should have?

Me: Can you see her or something?

Wendy: see her?

Me: Death. I can. I know she kills people a certain way if they alter their deaths. I see her all the time. Near accidents, even at the death of Ashley and Ashlyn.

Wendy: holy shit. Where are you right now?

Me: my house

Wendy: can Kevin and I come over?

Me: sure

Wendy: where do you live again?

Me: *insert Ian's address*

Wendy: alright

Minutes pass and there is knock on the door.

"Who the hell could be here at this time of the day? " Ian asks as I get up.

"Wendy and Kevin" I reply as he stares at me in disbelief.

I open the door as they come inside.

They see Ian and they then look at me.

"What? I live with my boyfriend. I'm an adult. So what? " I ask as I kiss Ian in front of them.

"Okay well we need to discuss the vision stuff" Wendy says as Ian leaves the room.

On his way out he mumbles about leaving him out of it.

"Do you guys kiss in front of people often? " Kevin asks.

"Why not? " I ask with a shrug.

"He doesn't seem like a guy that loves PDA. That's why"