Shameless UK edition

Season 4 Episode 3

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You were outside with Jamie helping more like watching him fix up Micky's old bike. "You'll never get it working!" Lip says, you chuckle, "Our Jamie's amazing he can do anything." "It's been stood there for years" Ian continued. "Still at that? Why don't you nick a nice new'un?" your dad asks Jamie. "It's not for me. It's for Micky."  "Yeah, why don't you nick a nice new'un for him then?"  "He stayed out again last night." Your mum says appearing at the door. "I'll murder the little twat when I see 'im." She continues. "Any of yous seen him?" She asks. "Dunno." Ian replies. "Fuckin' useless, honest to god." She says walking back into the house. "How many brothers you got, Maddy?" Lip asks you go to reply when "Oi" your dad says. "Got yourself a job yet?" "Just considering my options." "Oh, aye? You just hold out for the full £3.50 an hour son. Why shouldn't you get the illegal immigrant rate? You got the authentic greaseball look after all." "I will look after my daughter Paddy. And yours. I'll do whatever I have to." "'Cept work for me?" "Yeah." " Just don't come crying to me when your sitting on the bones of your fuckin' arse."

You walk across to the Gallagher where you dad was going crazy you hug him, "It's going to be okay you know." You were sat next to Jamie his arms around you comforting you in between tears. "Not that one! Please, Jesus. Not my baby boy! My little boy! Oh! Not sweet Micky! I'd swap anyone for him!" The door opens and Micky walks in you run up to him and hug him. "Micky!" Your mum jumps up, "What? I said I was in Bolton. What?" Jamie walks over to the box and pulls out the hand, "Oh shit, it's Fergal. " Your mum was back at it. Fergal? No! They've taken my fourth boy! No!" Your dad wrapped himself around your mum, "Calm down!" There was lots of tears in the room and Jamie was holding you tight.

The middle of the night, your family snuck into a vicars home, only Shane and two of your other brothers where allowed in the mission the rest of you waited at home, everyone but you was asleep.
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Morning came fast, "How the fuck cant you mistake this for a fucking priest? He's about twelve" Your dad screamed at your brothers. "He's wearing tracky bottoms." Micky doesn't try to avoid. "They're getting younger." Shane uses to try and defend himself. "Jesus! I'd expect it of him but how the hell did you let this happen?" Your dad turns to lip to ask. "I did say. Only went to knock a priest up not fucking kidnap --" Your dad looks back at the random man sat on your couch. "Look at the state of him! What are you, a rent boy or a drug dealer?" "A bit of both. Wanna buy some coke?" "No I don't want to buy any fucking coke! All I want is a priest.... to bury my boy."   "I can do it. " The young lad says. "Cheeky fuck." Your dad speed walks over to the lad and grabs his neck. "Alter boy. Know it off by heart. Know how to keep my gob shut too." Your dad's grip gets tighter then he lets go.
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The time of your brothers send off arrived and you were all stood by the canal. "Lord grant Fergal rest." You all the said in unison "Grant to your servant Lord, a place of rest and pardon." The vicar continued "We commend the soul of Fergal. Though dead to this world, he's got life for ever with you. Forgive whatever sins he may of committed through.... through.... Through Christ our Lord. Amen." You all then said in unison, "And let light perpetual shine upon him. Amen." The vicar then knelt down and place the hand of Fergal into the canal where it sunk and the Vicar said his last words, "Eternal rest grant to him, O Lord. Amen." You and Micky cried into Jamie. He led a gentle kiss on your head. He was the best big brother ever, you two had the biggest age gap but it made you love each other even more. You were all leaving you were off ahead like usual you hated this kinda stuff.

Your family had all gone to the pub to celebrate your brother except you, you couldn't do it. You were sat in your room, smoking some weed when Carl Gallagher walked in. "Maddy, give us that what's up?" You start to cry, "Just had to say goodbye to one of my brothers." He hugs you and apologises, "Which one?" You look at him and shake your head, "You won't know him, Fergal. We need to leave here now if I get caught with you were both screwed come on lets go for a walk." He looks at you, "So where are your parents and family?" You look at the door and put your shoes on, "The Jockey I was invited but it's not really my thing." He looks at you and nods, "So you turnt down a beer to get high?" You look at him and nod, "Only drink Vodka beer isn't my thing at all." He laughs. You guys go on a long walk just talking about life when you pull up home, "Thanks Carl, I appreciate it." He hugs you. "See ya Maddy stay safe and no more weed!" You laugh and walk in.