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nicky: what if i press the break and the gas at the same time?
miyeon: the car takes a screen shot!
leo: for the last time, get the fuck out

nicky: Listen, I can explain...
leo: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
miyeon: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
eunjoo: You guys are getting paid?

leo: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
nicky: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
miyeon: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
eunjoo: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
nicky: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands

nicky, leo, and miyeon are sitting on a bench
eunjoo: Why do you guys look so sad?
nicky: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
eunjoo: *sits down*
leo: The bench is freshly painted.

miyeon: *wakes up from a power nap*
miyeon: did i die? is this heaven?
eunjoo: open up!
leo: It's us! eunjoo and leo
miyeon: oh. it's hell

Nicky: *approaching eunjoo with open arms*
Eunjoo": *moves away*
Nicky: why did you move? :(
Eunjoo: i thought youw ere gonna attack me
Nick: i was going to hug you
Eunjoo: why would you hug me?
Nicky: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?

leo: Have you seen a person named 'nicky' around here?
miyeon: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
eunjoo: It looks fine to me?
miyeon: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

leo: Dammit, eunjoo!
eunjoo: What?! It wasn't me!
leo: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, miyeon!
miyeon: Not me either.
leo: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
nicky: *whistles*

nicky: What is your biggest weakness?
leo: I can be uncooperative.
nicky: Okay, can you give me an example?
leo: No.

eunjoo: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
nicky: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, miyeon?
miyeon: Probably "road work ahead".
leo: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

leo: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
nicky: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
miyeon: I personally was created in a lab.
eunjoo: I just straight up spawned lol.

leo: *Screams*
nicky: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
miyeon: Should we do something?!
eunjoo, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

miyeon: This is a mistake
nicky, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
miyeon: But not today
nicky, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

leo: Why are miyeonand nicky sitting with their backs to each other?
eunjoo: They had a fight.
leo: Then why are they holding hands?
eunjoo: They get sad when they fight.