Splinter: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang and watching my kids slowly die inside
Splinter: The other day I was in the turtle tank with my sons, April and Y/N
Splinter: And I pointed to a billboard and said 'is that bae or what'
Splinter: The looks on their faces is something I will cherish for years to come

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ROTTMNT x Reader. Scenarios
RandomThis is basically a bunch of incorrect quotes and scenarios with a reader insert