ROTTMNT x Reader. Scenarios

Thanks Dad

Splinter: Hey Y/N, great training today. Just a little more practice and you might actually be capable of beating me!

Y/N: Thanks dad

Everyone: ...

Y/N: Why is everyone starring at me?

Raph: You just called Splinter dad, you said thanks dad

Y/N: What? No I didn't, I said thanks man

Splinter: Do you see me as a father figure Y/N?

Y/N: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me

Leo: Hey, show your father some respect

Y/N: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!!!

Splinter: No, no, Y/N; it's okay. If anything I see it as a compliment.

April: It's no big deal. I called Sunita mum once and she's my girlfriend

Y/N: Guy's jump on that! April has psycho sexual issues

Donnie: Old news; but you calling Splinter daddy

Y/N: Hey, no! Daddy is not on the table here

Draxum: But you did call him dad

Y/N: You shut up! You've done nothing but lie since you got here

Draxum: Okay I was lying about the hold up. But the dad thing, that happened

Y/N: Ah ha!

Y/N: He admitted that his alibi was a lie. All a part of my genius thought out plan

Splinter: I believe you

Y/N: Thank you

Splinter: Son/Daughter/My child

Y/N: *Angry cat face*

Splinter: Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N: ...

Y/N: (Whispers) I'd like that