"y-you know?" perry replied, horrified.
"of course i do," major leaned in and ruffled perrys hair "who else would have teal hair and try to save my life?" perry was kind of relived that he didnt have to break the news to major monogram himself. "obviously, you cant go back to phineas and ferbs house tonight. youre more than welcome to crash on the couch and help yourself to anything around." the major graciously offered. he really is the most amazing man on the earth. "oh and by the way, ive already looked into everything and you should turn back into a platypus at the same time you were reversed tomorrow. the effects only last 24 hours." and with that he walked out o the room leaving perry to his own thoughts.
after perry took a shower, he went out to the living room to see major monogram sitting on the sofa. all perry had on was a towel. the major noticed that and instantly looked away, face red and embarrassed. "i thought you might need some pajamas so i just came down to bring them to you." he said still looking away. perry walked up to major monogram, and very tentiavely cupped his face and turned it towards him. "what are you doing." major said, his breath catching. "shut up francis. just kiss me already." perry demanded. major monogram hated being called by his
*make the rest up yourselves pls- i cant do this anymore*
