*LilyLevinson_13 added CoraLevinson_60, Lord_GranHam, ThomasLovesTrouble, Mrs.Hughes, Mr.Limpity_Cane, _andAnna, Mr.Carson, Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf, MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy, Jimbo.Is.James, Tom_Da_Chauffeur, Sybbie_Loves_Donk, Bertie_Is_Herby, MarysHusband, Lucy_the_Duck, Lady.Bagshaw, WhatIsAWeek-End?, Alfried_Can_Cook, Lila_Levinson, Dickie.Merton, Lavie.Is.Swavy, LadyEdith_92, Miss.Isobel.Turnbull, Baxley.4ever, Joseph.Moseley_DowntonSchool, and The.Scary.Lady.Mary to the conversation.*
LilyLevinson_13: Hi! Welcome!
Lord_GranHam: wHatt is ths?
Dickie.Merton: Isobel, why is your username Miss.Isobel.Turnbull?
Miss.Isobel.Turnbull: It's my name? 🤨
CoraLevinson_60: Robert, why is your username Lord_GranHam? That's not your name for sure.
LadyEdith_92: Mama, I think he had some problems with his texting skills.
WhatIsAWeek-End?: WWWHAT ISSS THISSSS
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: How lovely, a chat!
Lavie.Is.Swavy: Wow so many people on here
Lord_GranHam: 😂
Lila_Levinson: How'd you know how to use emojis, Uncle Robert?
LadyEdith_92: No one's going to mention the fact Granny turned into a snake?
Mr.Carson: How dare you! The Dowager Countess of Grantham is a civilized human being that should never be compared to a snack!
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*
Mrs.Hughes: Oh dear.
WhatIsAWeek-End?: WHOOOOO STARTED THISSSS CHAOSSSS?
LadyEdith_92: Oh dear, now Granny's an owl.
Mr.Carson: How dare you again! The Dowager Countess of Grantham is a civilized human being that should never be compared to an 🦉!
Mrs.Hughes: Oh dear.
Bertie_Is_Herby: Edith, darling, please control yourself
ThomasLovesTrouble: I love this!
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*
*LilyLevinson_13 renamed the chat CHAOS*
WhatIsAWeek-End?: SSSSSSOMEONE HELP MEEEE
*LilyLevinson_13 added Denker_Is_Here and Spratt_Da_Splatt to the conversation*
LilyLevinson_13: Maybe Denker or Spratt could help you?
Spratt_Da_Splatt: M'lady, how may I be of assistance?
ThomasLovesTrouble: You're Denker, Spratt?
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*
Spratt_Da_Splatt: Maybe read my new column in @LadyEdith_92's newest magazine edition!
Denker_Is_Here: I'm coming, m'lady!
CoraLevinson_60: Edith's new magazine edition came out?!
Baxley.4ever: Can someone explain, please?
ThomasLovesTrouble: 😂 Love ur username!
Baxley.4ever: Don't you even dare, Thomas. 😡
Jimbo.Is.James: This is hell on steroids with chronic amnesia.
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: More like hell on steroids with chronic amnesia and a huge, never ending headache.
Tom_Da_Chauffeur: I'm glad you can do more than facepalms.
WhatIsAWeek-End?: WWWHHATTTT ISSSSSSSS A FACEPALMSSSSSSSS?
Denker_Is_Here: M'lady, you're on caps lock.
Miss.Isobel.Turnbull: And some new medications, evidently.
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: 😂
Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf: Is Mrs. Patmore on here?
MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: 🌼, get back to the 🔪🔪🔪!
Lord_GranHam: ...
Mrs.Hughes: ...
Tom_Da_Chauffeur: ...
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Someone send help to the kitchens.
Alfried_Can_Cook: Yes, send help to the kitchens! I can't figure out how to change me username?
*ThomasLovesTrouble changes username to ThomasLovesMakingAlfredSuffer*
ThomasLovesMakingAlfredSuffer: Bwaaaaaahhaaaaa! Figure it out.
Lucy_the_Duck: 🦆
Lucy_the_Duck: quack quack
Lady.Bagshaw: What on earth Lucy
WhatIsAWeek-End?: SSSSSMITH
LadyEdith_92: News flash, Granny's back to being a snake 🐍
MissIsobelTurnbull: Is Denker helping Cousin Violet?
WhatIsAWeek-End?: I WISSSSSSSSH
LadyEdith_92: Someone go help Granny. Not it.
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Not it.
Mr.Carson: I think I can help the Dowager.
*Mr.Carson deleted WhatIsAWeek-End? from the chat*
Mrs.Hughes: So helpful.
Mr. Carson: Dear God, what have I done?
*Mrs.Hughes added WhatIsAWeek-End? to the chat*
Mr.Carson: Ah, there, it's been fixed!
Mr.Carson: Technology really is like magic these days
MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: Wait, this is 💻??
Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf: Yes, this is technology 🙃
CoraLevinson_60: Mrs. Patmore, these new inventions are moving our world forward. Our food stays fresher thanks to the refrigerator.
MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: That 👹tried to eat my ✊and freeze it off my body! It is not helping us!
CoraLevinson_60: What about the mixer?
MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: It went everywhere!
CoraLevinson_60: Yes, it really has spread! Kitchens across the world are using it now! I'm glad you love it too, Mrs Patmore.
The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Let's all just wait a minute and see how this plays out.
Bertie_Is_Herby: ...
Tom_Da_Chauffeur: ...
YOU ARE READING
Downton Abbey One-shots
FanfictionMe when I am half asleep at a computer with my brain filled with Downton Abbey. To know who a handful of characters are, please see From A Fire. All Downton Abbey characters/plots belong to Julian Fellowes.