If They Had Phones...

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*LilyLevinson_13 added CoraLevinson_60, Lord_GranHam, ThomasLovesTrouble, Mrs.Hughes, Mr.Limpity_Cane, _andAnna, Mr.Carson, Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf, MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy, Jimbo.Is.James, Tom_Da_Chauffeur, Sybbie_Loves_Donk, Bertie_Is_Herby, MarysHusband, Lucy_the_Duck, Lady.Bagshaw, WhatIsAWeek-End?, Alfried_Can_Cook, Lila_Levinson, Dickie.Merton, Lavie.Is.Swavy, LadyEdith_92, Miss.Isobel.Turnbull, Baxley.4ever, Joseph.Moseley_DowntonSchool, and The.Scary.Lady.Mary to the conversation.*

LilyLevinson_13: Hi! Welcome!

Lord_GranHam: wHatt is ths?

Dickie.Merton: Isobel, why is your username Miss.Isobel.Turnbull?

Miss.Isobel.Turnbull: It's my name? 🤨

CoraLevinson_60: Robert, why is your username Lord_GranHam? That's not your name for sure.

LadyEdith_92: Mama, I think he had some problems with his texting skills.

WhatIsAWeek-End?: WWWHAT ISSS THISSSS

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: How lovely, a chat!

Lavie.Is.Swavy: Wow so many people on here

Lord_GranHam: 😂

Lila_Levinson: How'd you know how to use emojis, Uncle Robert?

LadyEdith_92: No one's going to mention the fact Granny turned into a snake?

Mr.Carson: How dare you! The Dowager Countess of Grantham is a civilized human being that should never be compared to a snack!

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*

Mrs.Hughes: Oh dear.

WhatIsAWeek-End?: WHOOOOO STARTED THISSSS CHAOSSSS?

LadyEdith_92: Oh dear, now Granny's an owl.

Mr.Carson: How dare you again! The Dowager Countess of Grantham is a civilized human being that should never be compared to an 🦉!

Mrs.Hughes: Oh dear.

Bertie_Is_Herby: Edith, darling, please control yourself

ThomasLovesTrouble: I love this!

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*

*LilyLevinson_13 renamed the chat CHAOS*

WhatIsAWeek-End?: SSSSSSOMEONE HELP MEEEE

*LilyLevinson_13 added Denker_Is_Here and Spratt_Da_Splatt to the conversation*

LilyLevinson_13: Maybe Denker or Spratt could help you?

Spratt_Da_Splatt: M'lady, how may I be of assistance?

ThomasLovesTrouble: You're Denker, Spratt?

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: *facepalm*

Spratt_Da_Splatt: Maybe read my new column in @LadyEdith_92's newest magazine edition!

Denker_Is_Here: I'm coming, m'lady!

CoraLevinson_60: Edith's new magazine edition came out?!

Baxley.4ever: Can someone explain, please?

ThomasLovesTrouble: 😂 Love ur username!

Baxley.4ever: Don't you even dare, Thomas. 😡

Jimbo.Is.James: This is hell on steroids with chronic amnesia.

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: More like hell on steroids with chronic amnesia and a huge, never ending headache.

Tom_Da_Chauffeur: I'm glad you can do more than facepalms.

WhatIsAWeek-End?: WWWHHATTTT ISSSSSSSS A FACEPALMSSSSSSSS?

Denker_Is_Here: M'lady, you're on caps lock.

Miss.Isobel.Turnbull: And some new medications, evidently.

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: 😂

Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf: Is Mrs. Patmore on here?

MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: 🌼, get back to the 🔪🔪🔪!

Lord_GranHam: ...

Mrs.Hughes: ...

Tom_Da_Chauffeur: ...

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Someone send help to the kitchens.

Alfried_Can_Cook: Yes, send help to the kitchens! I can't figure out how to change me username?

*ThomasLovesTrouble changes username to ThomasLovesMakingAlfredSuffer*

ThomasLovesMakingAlfredSuffer: Bwaaaaaahhaaaaa! Figure it out.

Lucy_the_Duck: 🦆

Lucy_the_Duck: quack quack

Lady.Bagshaw: What on earth Lucy

WhatIsAWeek-End?: SSSSSMITH

LadyEdith_92: News flash, Granny's back to being a snake 🐍

MissIsobelTurnbull: Is Denker helping Cousin Violet?

WhatIsAWeek-End?: I WISSSSSSSSH

LadyEdith_92: Someone go help Granny. Not it.

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Not it.

Mr.Carson: I think I can help the Dowager.

*Mr.Carson deleted WhatIsAWeek-End? from the chat*

Mrs.Hughes: So helpful.

Mr. Carson: Dear God, what have I done?

*Mrs.Hughes added WhatIsAWeek-End? to the chat*

Mr.Carson: Ah, there, it's been fixed!

Mr.Carson: Technology really is like magic these days

MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: Wait, this is 💻??

Daisy_is_A_Free_Elf: Yes, this is technology 🙃

CoraLevinson_60: Mrs. Patmore, these new inventions are moving our world forward. Our food stays fresher thanks to the refrigerator.

MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: That 👹tried to eat my and freeze it off my body! It is not helping us!

CoraLevinson_60: What about the mixer?

MrsPatmoreSaysNoDaisy: It went everywhere!

CoraLevinson_60: Yes, it really has spread! Kitchens across the world are using it now! I'm glad you love it too, Mrs Patmore.

The.Scary.Lady.Mary: Let's all just wait a minute and see how this plays out.

Bertie_Is_Herby: ...

Tom_Da_Chauffeur: ... 

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 19, 2023 ⏰

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