Chase Other People’s Dreams
The best way to be a complete failure is to get your definition of success utterly wrong from the start. Base your dreams on those your parents have for you, or on your friends’ ambitions. Decide that you, too, should want a 6 figure salary (even if it means working 14 hour days). If you’re really lucky, you’ll meet your goal – and then you’ll realise that it means nothing to you. After years of hard work, you’ll still have failed. Clever you.
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How to become a Complete and Utter Failure
Humorfail·ure /ˈfālyər/ noun lack of success Example: You If you somehow fail at all of these you are not a failure. Now get out. Credits for some of the contents: Ali Luke on Dumb Little Man
