Never Say No
If you’re a bit too touchy-feely to crush heads underfoot on your descent into failure, then try this method instead: always say “yes” to whatever you’re asked to do. Your kid wants a present you can’t afford? Put it on your credit card. Your boss asks you to stay late and work Saturday? Be a martyr. Your community association needs a new secretary and they think you might like the job? Sure, you’ll do it. In fact, the only things you’ll say “no” to are your own hopes and dreams.
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How to become a Complete and Utter Failure
Humorfail·ure /ˈfālyər/ noun lack of success Example: You If you somehow fail at all of these you are not a failure. Now get out. Credits for some of the contents: Ali Luke on Dumb Little Man
