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Forks are better than spoons
I swear I'm not trying to be quirky or something, I just want to write something but I have no ideas
No...
I came back. I came back with the knowledge. I have walked through deserts and climbed steep mountain, I have experienced the coldest and the hottest weathers, and especially, I have experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football.
I've gathered you all today to give you the honor of seeing one of the most important treasures this world has to give. I've made many sacrifices to obtain this extremely valuable and ancient relic, But all the pain and efforts are worth what I'm about to show you.
Coming directly from the glorious fork empire, founded in 873 b.c. The fork used by the notorious Winforkus the great was donated to me because of my dedication to the fork religion, and I'm now joyous to bless you all with this priceless fortune.
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Thanks for the attention, I hope this incredible piece of history gets the recognition it deserves.
