A/n: okay I know I said it was going to be last week but I was very lazy but here we go deadly smiles"
"Y/n pov"
"I wake up very sore I go to check on myself form the demon encounter last night you lift your shirt to see a big bandage going form the top left of your chest to the bottom right of your chest"
Y/n: "sigh" Jesus
"You hear lila talking to someone down stairs"
Lila: "sigh" since my son and his friend have been sharing that doll he's been different
"You go to the kitchen to see what's going on"
Lila: not long ago he asked me for a cat and he doesn't even like cats and that doll annoys me with that dumb face
"She imitated the doll's face"
Lila: I hate it "sigh" I know he's a kid jaune I know alright I need to get these print's to the boss hey son
Skid: yes mom oh hey y/n
"Your cover was blown"
Y/n: uh hey skid
"Lila looked at you then continued talking to skid"
Lila: would you like to give your friend a visit
Skid: yes
"Skid seemed very energetic about this"
Lila: all right get your sweater
Skid: I can't wait to play with him again
Y/n: hey is it okay if I come with you guys
Lila: sure
"Cut to pump's house"
Lila: hello Mr wonder could you please take care of my son
Mr wonder: sure no proble- wahh
"Skid ran very fast to pump"
Skid and pump: ayyyy
"They started doing some sort of dance"
Lila: oh thank you so much and don't worry I'll come as soon as I can thank you again
Mr wonder: no problem miss lila
"He gently shut the door you too start to walk then you try to start up a conversation"
Y/n: so lila how you doing
Lila: I'm doing good about you
Y/n: good Abit sore though
Lila: figured cause well you now
Y/n: yeah should we get to know each other
Lila: sure so why do you live in that exterminator's van
Y/n: oh that got some what of a eviction notice for my apartment
Lila: why didn't you just move in to your parents
Y/n: not to mean but if it's okay I don't really want to talk about that
Lila: sorry y/n
Y/n: n-no It's okay
Lila: okay well how was yours and that exterminator's relationship
Y/n: he hated me I hated him usually he would just get to call and on the way there we argued on the way back we argued he pisses me off obviously I didn't want him to get hurt now he's worse than hurt dead
Lila: I'm sorry
Y/n: again it's fine about you what's your job and who was that on your phone
Lila: 1 im just work in a basic office 2 my best friend jaune
Y/n: hm wonder what it's like to have friends it sounds nice
Lila: well you already got one
Y/n: who
Lila: me y/n
Y/n: you actually like me
Lila: yeah
Y/n: I thought you let me stay in your house cuz you took a pity on me
Lila: well actually when you passed out I took you to the van and then the glove department opened then I saw you at an eviction notice I didn't know if it was for the exterminator or you but just for safe keeping I let you stay in my house
Y/n: well thank you really thank you
Lila: well your welcome y/n
Y/n: brrrrr it's very cold out what time of the month is it
Lila: winter
Y/n: not trying to sound judgey but why is your son and his friend wearing Halloween costumes
Lila: well sometimes they think it's Halloween which they call spooky month and they do that dance despite last time doing in like june
Y/n: huh nice to see really bright kids like them
"Time skip to where lila and y/n pick up skid"
Lila: hey susie I'm here to pick up my son uh hey where is your sweater
Skid: I-I left it here some- somewhere
Pump: uh uh hey susie could I go with them please
Lila: it's okay susie I bring him Early
Susie: your lucky I trust Mrs lila
Pump: wha hey yippe
Skid: oh hey wait mom I'm forgetting something
"He started roaming around the house"
Susie: so is this your new boyfriend or something
"Y/n started blushing"
Y/n: o-oh nononono were just f-f-friends
Susie: oh okay
"Cut to Lila's house"
Lila: okay you two go to the table and I'll make something for dinner
"You and lila walk off while you two hear faintly"
Skid: thanks mom and y/n
Pump: thanks Mrs lila and Mr y/n
Y/n: so lila wh-
???: NO I'M TIRED I'M TIRED OF YOU TWO WITH YOUR SPOOKY MONTH AND THAT DUMB DANCE I'M TRYING TO FUFILL MY NEED AND YOU TWO ALWAYS STOP ME I CAN'T HANDLE ANYMORE
"You and lila go to check what with all the screaming"
Lila: what with all this screaming
Y/n: yeah like wh-
You and lila: "gasp" why's the doll standing up
Happy fella: and you you should have bought the damn cat when your son told you to
Skid: hey don't talk to my mom like that you always being mean to us and never let us play your games
Pump: yeah and you got us in trouble with my sister you picked Roy instead of us and I bet you didn't get kidnapped
Happy fella: how about you tell me that to my face
"You and lila see the happy fella pull out a knife"
Lila: kids come here
Skid: yeah we'll tell it to your face
Lila: NO IT HAS A KNIFE
"Everyone a part form you stared at lila"
Pump: he's getting us in trouble with my sister again
Happy fella: AHHHHHHH
"You and lila grabbed skid and pump and started running away from it"
Skid: we can deal with it mom it's just a doll
"You and lila look back to see the doll with a sinister grin swinging the knife everywhere"
Y/n: god you have ankles
"You and lila run up into the attic"
Y/n: "whispering" okay I think we're safe
"The doll is up in the attic"
Skid and pump: phrrrrrrrrrr
"Lila pulls then down"
Lila: "whispering" don't make any sounds kids
"The doll appears out of nowhere"
Happy fella: hahahahaha gotcha
"Then the mannequin fell over and hit the Happy fella giving you guys a chance to run and get to the kitchen"
Lila: all right I got plan but you need to follow it step by step alright
Y/n: okay let's hear it
"Cut to when the doll finds skid and pump in the kitchen"
Skid: you got a problem say it to our face
Pump: yeah you ugly doll
Happy fella: I'm tired of all of you calling me ugly no more Happy fella for ya-
"Then lila stabbed the happy fella in the head"
Happy fella: hahahaha "snort"
Y/n thoughts: Dexter
Happy fella: I'm a doll you dumb bi-
"Then skid and pump pushed the happy fella in the oven"
Happy fella: oh nonononono kids I'm your fella kids I'm meant to make ya happy
Skid and pump: we're not happy anymore fella
Happy fella: no WAIT
"Lila then switched the oven to a setting called you will burn the turkey again"
Happy fella: GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
"His arm catches on fire"
Happy fella: GET ME OUT OF HERE NOOOOOOO
Skid and pump: YAAAAAA
Happy fella: MY FACE NOOOOO
???: Liiiila
"You and lila turn around to see someone"
Lila: jaune what are you doing here
Jaune: well you remember you told me your son shares the doll with his friend well I got a other one for the both of them
"You all froze"
Lila: NO JAUNE NO
Jaune: I don't know the fu-
Happy fella in the box: AHHHHHHHH
Jaune: WHAT THE HELL
Lila: PUT IT IN THE OVEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN PUT IN THE OVEN
Happy fella in the box: NO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOOOO
"He comes out again all melted"
Jaune: do you have anything to drink
Lila: I have spoiled milk
Jaune: okay
Y/n: I seriously need something to drink
"You walk off with lila and jaune then skid and pump come over"
Skid: can we drink to
Jaune: yes
Y/n: wait
Lila: what
Y/n and lila: no
"Cut to night time you sleep on the floor while lila sleep's on the bed
Y/n: uh lila
Lila: "tired" yeah y/n
Y/n: umm would it be okay if I could sleep in your bed
Lila: "tired" yeah sure get up here
"You get on the bed and slowly fall asleep"
"Y/n's dream"
Y/n: where the hell am I
???: Did you know it takes the same amount of pressure to crush a soda can as is it takes the same pressure to rip off your ear
Y/n: who are you
A/n: deadly smiles baby next up tender treats next is the chapter I'm most excited about writing cuz it's the one I've been mostly brainstorming see y'all in Halloween that's just the way of saying spooky month I'm not going to wait till Halloween to make a new chapter anyway have a goodnight
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spooky month x male reader insert
Mistério / Suspenseyou were Dexter's partner despite knowing his criminal history and hated him I asked to work with him in order to live in the van cuz he lost his apartment but one job to get a quote unquote rat might change is life cuz he will have some new people...